Angel Martinez just looks like an everyday Major Leaguer

Genuinely feel bad for Kopech after that ending. Didn't even do anything to lose the game. Had Andrés completely off balance. Arguably struck Bo out looking. A slip off the mound and inexplicable no-throw from his star CF. Send him to the home clubhouse tomorrow, Reinsdorf.

*wake up, go about morning routine* *check twitter for first time of day, see Shane Bieber is getting TJ out of absolutely nowhere* *end life*

Was really hoping not to get home from work to "best baseball player on earth linked to gambling under extremely odd and questionable circumstances" reports, but such is life.

If Kluber doesn't get a statue at the Jake I'm putting one up outside my house

Like I've always said, getting into pissing contests over a couple hundred thousand dollars with the guy who just carried you to the World Series is just good business

This is going to be such a fun NFL playoff field. Texans, Browns, Lions, Bills all have a chance to go on that run that gets the whole country behind them.

Focus less on how trading Emmanuel Clase is the best way to improve the offense. Focus more on how the Guardians' manner of operating has put them in a position where trading Emmanuel Clase is "the best way to improve the offense."

"Live within your means," he repeated to himself as he strode through the cereal aisle.

This winter will be such a slap in the face to José Ramírez. Guy could've gone to 10+ teams for 3 times as much money. He stayed here. And you reward his loyalty by treating your professional baseball franchise like a failing roadside diner in Nebraska.

Brian Cashman should have to wear a dunce cap to any future public appearances

The Guards trading for Fernando Tatis Jr. would be the baseball equivalent of Tony Stark creating Ultron to protect the world but instead setting in motion the sequence of events that led to his death

Luis Gonzalez 2001 Game 6 2011 Rajai Davis 2016 Game 5 2017 Citizens Bank Park This is what Scott Boras wants to take from you. From us. He must be stopped.

I obviously watch the Guards more than any other team consistently but I have a hard time believing there are any more than 2 or 3 other guys as deserving of this year's platinum glove as Andres Gimenez

Keep testing their patience, Gabriel!

Arias and Bo are gonna combine for 40 HR in 2024 and do we all realize what a simple yet massive improvement that will be

I like how much the Guards wear their road greys the last 2 years. Felt like they got very navy-happy from like 2017-21

Why is the ball flying out of Target Field like it's on the moon

Andrés and Gabriel are gonna be one of the best defensive middle infields in MLB history