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Uchē

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Joined January 2022
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THE BALLON D'OR SAGA 🔥 🍿 WHO WILL WIN THE BALLON D'OR ? #BallonDor2026 #BallonDor
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@Arsenic_4th8h
Replying to @SavvyRinu
Not for the women in my family And if that's how it is for you, that's okay Rip ma🕊️❤️‍🩹
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klexzee 007 (@klexzy007) profile picture
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@klexzy00719h
Pls don't act like you are not seeing this post you can also contribute by reshare or repost for more people in helping 2 locating her 🙏
klexzee 007 (@klexzy007) profile pictureklexzee 007
@klexzy007Oct 28
🚨 URGENT ! MISSING PERSON ALART! 🚨 💔 PLEASE HELP US FIND HER ! 💔 We are urgently seeking Help in locating BADMUS FEYISOLA BARAKAT, who was missing since Saturday 24/10/2026 💥Last known location: Apete - poly road Ibadan Oyo State Pls every share or Repost counts 🙏🙏
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Image from klexzee 007 (@klexzy007)
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Divine@Tapin_cc9h
Dear Chinese people, Mbappe is right, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state. My name is Hansi Dieter Flick and I coach FC Barcelona
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somebody plzz retweet 😩🙏
Rita Sunshine (@1RitaSunshine) profile pictureRita Sunshine@1RitaSunshineJun 2
This video is a call for help. My mum is battling with stroke, and it is slowly taking her life. She needs urgent medical funds to stay alive, and I cannot do this alone anymore. Please, if you have it in your heart to help or retweet this to someone who can, I beg of you 🤲🏻🙏
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🚨 JUST IN: France football has announced the fund they've recieved from the B.O.A.T. award is gonna be used up for conducting the Super Ballon d'or award for Leo Messi next year. 🏆🏅 Note: Cristiano Ronaldo's vote alone contributed €3.5 Million combined. 🥀🤑
Image from Touchmine (parody) 🧢 (@TouchmineZ)
Image from Touchmine (parody) 🧢 (@TouchmineZ)
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I don't care how you were raised. Unlearn your racism. Unlearn your misogyny. Learn to hate Tinubu. You're an adult now.
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@akinkunmiOct 27
Y'all remember Lucky Patcher?
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"I want kids so I can give them the life I never had" How about you give yourself the life you never had?🤨🙄
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People would say France Football h&tes Mbappe but it’s not true. Remember when Kombo called some goals use!ess goals and you guys dragged him? Well… Ballon d’Or knows goals can be use!ess!
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The day I knew those girls were crazy, was the day they were all talking about Ochanya, I wasn't even active and when I came online, I was just tweeting away, I didn't know there was a matter on the TL. Next thing I started seeing "so mummy Zee has nothing to say on the Ochanya matter abi, and she's a mother too". Wo, I was speechless. You tell me to stay away from matters and still call me to contribute again, I never knew I held such influence. Drag me for my thoughts and drag me for my silence too?? Eti ya werey o.
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Lmao😭
IDEE_Nla (@CUPIDWITDAXE) profile pictureIDEE_Nla@CUPIDWITDAXEOct 28
“My wife is with child” = ❌ “I have sentenced my wife to death” = ✅
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Replying to @gbolu_gee
Lowkey God suppose take you, lol. Him fuck up, just shut tf up, gboju, con dey cast am. Again, God suppose take you!🫵🏾
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@__Nnamdi_Oct 28
Last season, Lamine Yamal finished 2nd in the Ballon d’Or rankings, while Raphinha finished 5th. Premtards and Real Madrid mumu were shouting, advising Raphinha to leave Barcelona because Lamine Yamal was stealing his shine. This season, Harry Kane won the Ballon d’Or, while Michael Olise finished 9th. I'm yet to see a single post advising Olise to leave Bayern because Harry Kane is stealing his shine. Hypocrites and keyboard warriors can no longer say anything now?
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Under the UK Prevent Duty framework, individuals and institutions are required to identify and report concerns regarding radicalization and extremist ideologies. If a student enrolled at the University of Sunderland is identified as holding or promoting extremist ideologies, a formal report should be submitted to Northumbria Police. Please compile any relevant evidence or details regarding this individual and forward them directly to @northumbriapol We already have a lot of problems in the world!
SarkinFOTO (@FotoNugget) profile pictureSarkinFOTO
@FotoNuggetOct 27
🚨 Officially pursing my MBA at the University of Sunderland. A beginning of something great!
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Johan Cruyff and Frank Rijkaard during Ajax’s first training session after the winter break, 1983.
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@_iamhabeebOct 27
Remove the comfort that keeps me average and give me the courage to become who you created me to be. amen
Nyx (@mnenaaaa) profile pictureNyx
@mnenaaaaOct 27
Dear God:
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Chief £ne
@_OjonyaOct 27
You people should cry more. Terrorists
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LILSON@Lilson_1Oct 27
We’re adults. Mutual effort or nothing. If you want to be chased, get a dog.
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Ea FC is American, PES us Japanese...How has this got to do with China lol 🙄
Kalshi Footy (@KalshiFooty) profile pictureKalshi Footy
@KalshiFootyOct 27
🚨 Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 is set to be removed from PES and FC Online games! 🎮❌ Both games have announced his removal
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