Daily affirmations: 1. Escalate every situation as much as possible. 2. Never trust anyone. 3. Every single person is your enemy. 4. The demons call and you must respond. 5. Milk first cereal second and must be served on a flat plate. 6. Enjoy yourself no matter what you do.

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anon · Oct 27, 2026 · 6:16 AM UTC

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Most evil people you know start talking about how they're bunnies

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Horse slug · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:33 AM UTC

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telling my obese auntie she's friend shaped

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John Shedletsky · Nov 17, 2011 · 4:29 AM UTC

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@Shedletsky17 Nov 2011

I woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy

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Lost Eddsworld · Oct 26, 2026 · 6:17 AM UTC

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Lost Eddsworld@LostEddsworldOct 26

JekylljekyllHyde (2007) “Well whilst sheezy was down, i watched an episode of Arthur. One of the songs was so catchy i found it online and got M One to pimp it out, and i animated to it.. So whatever, enjoy.“ 🎨 : Edd Gould 📅 : July 3, 2007

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Mark · Oct 26, 2026 · 7:25 PM UTC

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@Marknit0Oct 26

I hate when ppl are funnier than me😭

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faget83629031852 · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:15 PM UTC

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the impractical jokers flew a plane into my house

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Retro Guy · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:35 PM UTC

Retro Guy@RetroVeevo23h

The French are invading my timeline. Im waving the white flag on this one gang.

poly · Oct 26, 2026 · 3:02 AM UTC

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Retro Guy · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:25 PM UTC

Retro Guy@RetroVeevo23h

When the mod shit but the dev is an epic gamer: OreSpawn

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FIORE · Oct 26, 2026 · 6:38 PM UTC

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FIORE@drakebonergifOct 26

you’re welcome white people.

shrille 🎃@flurryfrenzyOct 19

"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" frankly i dont know. probably dirk dinkum or wario gets paid. i like to think itll be usurped by something bigger some day

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dan hentschel · Oct 26, 2026 · 7:38 PM UTC

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Retro Guy · Oct 26, 2026 · 8:00 PM UTC

Retro Guy@RetroVeevoOct 26

If you are a serious fan of Hellaverse you seriously need to be waterboarded in Minecraft. You consume slop made for weakminded fujoshis. Go listen to Death Grips instead.