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How it happened:
God: Hey son, check out this creation I made!
Jesus: wow, that's cool dad. Look at that naked guy eating an Apple!
God: what?! Medammit! Now the only way to fix this mess is to have you murdered. Sorry son, my omnipotent hands are tied
Rev N. Fidel retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
When Pete Hesgeth announced the live execution schedule, reasonable people assumed he was talking about Ossof smoking Collins in the Georgia Senate debates. #Barbaric
"Capital punishment is commanded by God to remind people about the sanctity of life"
Cmon Christians your dipshit is showing.
I support the Pentagon’s decision to livestream the execution of mass-murderer Nidal Hassan.
Capital punishment is commanded by God in Genesis 9:6 to remind people of the sanctity of human life. The more people that can see that truth illustrated through a public execution, the better.
@DeptofWar @PeteHegseth
Which position best describes your religious philosophy
24%Jesus can hit a curveball
35%Jesus cant hit curveball
41%Depends on the curveball
17 votes • Final resultsIts pretty wild when random dipshits on Twitter believe themselves, by default, to be more knowledgeable about politics than college grad athletes.
Its like "nah brah these cats know more about politics than you, and are way better at sports as well".
Replying to @KBDeuce4 @mijaha97477
Pretty please stick to football … whether you realize this or not this is like a 4th grader playing pop Warner football talking about talking 21 personal in college football .. things are not what they appear to be there are levels to politics
If Trump was trying to make his base feel safe and fuzzy, he would have fearmongered them by suggesting a red part of the country would be attacked.
We have high gas prices today because our POTUS is a jackwagon.
Fans of jokes and comedy will quickly understand and agree that racists being dragged for being racist has infinitely more comedic impact amd value than Asians being dragged for being Asian.
🚨🇺🇸 Cancel culture just fired a play by play guy for tweets he wrote at 15
The Blazers hired Braiden Bell on Thursday and dumped him hours later.
The posts are from 2012 and 2013, one about Asian people, others calling girls sluts.
Let's be clear. Saying that stuff is stupid, but leaving a man jobless for it, when he was still a teenager, is the part that doesn't add up.
He's 29, he apologized, and nothing like it showed up from his adult years.
A kid's bad joke outlived the man who stopped making them.
Source: NYP / Writer: Lucas
The United States is the only country in the world that will sentence juveniles under 18 to life imprisonment without parole. Since 1976 the US has executed 22 people for crimes committed under 18.
Lets not pretend that consequences for 15 year olds dont exist/havent existed
Replying to @BlazersRep
This is my issue. I'm not saying the guy who was fired couldn't stillbe racist or hold some horrible views. But I don't want to live in a world where you can't grow as a person and change and what you did at 15 within reason should be held against you forever.
Hey GOP/MAGA who y'all got in today's MLB Super Bowl playoff?
100%Atlanta Hawkeyes
0%Pittsburgh Phillies
10 votes • Final resultsNazi Karl Rove cries about GOP being taken over by different Nazis
Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis'
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