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Hemel Hempstead
Joined August 2012
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The funk soul brother
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Oxford Street pedestrianised! Nothing new there Hemel done that years ago 😂😂😂
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What have I just seen on this Middlesbrough fans TikTok😂😂😂😂😂
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Catching up with #SundayBrunch and wow Tony Blackburn has a really massive ear 😳😂😂
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WORLD CHAMPIONS 🏆 Our England Cerebral Palsy side have won the IFCPF World Cup, beating hosts USA 2-1 after extra-time in the final in Atlanta! 🙌
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Cannot understand the decision to start Quenda. Can’t understand why he wasn’t subbed at HT What must Welbeck/Estevao be thinking…
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Not myself but a friend once confessed that during a wank the cat walked in and he blew his load all over the cat, the cat horrified then jumped out the window and landed on his mother's head covering his mums head in his jizz.
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Just when you think you couldn't hate him anymore 😂😂😂
🚨 Mikel Arteta: “I'm going to put sensors on the touchline! There are managers that have the record in the league, 36 times in 10 minutes, leave the touchline… and no yellows”. “So I'm clipping ALL of that. So I have a massive storage of images now”.
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Such a shit day! Until we ordered food 4 my son & for once the Mrs said I'll go to the door to collect it is there a code I have to give? I said obviously yes and she said fuck off you're winding me up I said no there isn't she said there is isn't there? I said 24 she did it 😂😂
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Wankers the lot of them 👍🏻
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Of course Pedro is out as I put him in my Dreamteam 😫 terrible day at work then gambling! Please don't make it even worse against this mob @ChelseaFC 🙏🏻 #UTC #CFC 💙
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For someone that doesn't go out much my next 3 Saturday's are party, party and wedding 😳 #SuchFun
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New #TulsaKing has started and looks like Stallone's had more work done 😳
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Needs his hard drive checking to be fair 😳
Honestly unbelievable that @bmstores are allowing someone to buy the entire Pokemon stock when there’s meant to be limits in place. Something needs to be done!
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flynny 🍺🇬🇧 retweeted
Highly overrated...
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🚨Arsenal have now gone 18 games unbeaten in the UCL. That’s a longer streak than: Chelsea Man United Barcelona Atletico Madrid & Juventus Levels.
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You have to laugh sometimes if you know about this horrible disease 😂😂😂
My 90-year-old neighbor has Alzheimer's. Every morning at 8, he asks if I've seen his wife. I tell him she passed 20 years ago, and the pure joy on his face when he hears the news makes it all worth it.
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Fuck that she would probably just start nagging me 😳😂😂😂
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