Andris Biedrins apologist, Beast Mode product model, volunteer QA @ Top Dog. Cal fan for long enough that nothing can hurt me and I no longer fear death

The East Bay
Joined January 2015
Derek Wilkins first appeared in the Large Californian Son power rankings FIVE YEARS & NINE MONTHS AGO. Truly incredible, we may never see another reign like it
at long last, the official large californian son power rankings, offseason edition: 1. BRETT JOHNSON 2. (t). stanley mckenzie 2. (t) ricky '365 and can dunk' correia 3. braxton 'the croteautype' croteau 4. derek wilkins (new entry)
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thinking about how Cal & NC State both kept the same coaches through the late 2010s, COVID, Realignment, & NIL, but losing to late-stage Stanford was just a bridge too far
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Let’s just get it over with
Realizing Aaron Rodgers bout to retire, played with Tosh and we’re gonna have an OC opening for next year
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One thing I have learned in years of Cal Football fandom is you can never rule out the funniest possible outcome. And yes, that would be beating SMU again
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You could tell that the universe was entertaining the possibility, for a little while there
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and then cal won 20-17 on a walk off field goal from towns mcgough, and the referees decided JKS played so well that no second half was needed
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My fantasy football team is quitting on their coach
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Ate a top dog for lunch and I can feel it clearing the fake chemicals/microplastics/additives out of my bloodstream. Next time I’ll get a bratwurst so I can see 4G/LTE signals
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We asked the Big 12 if they wanted to stand with the ACC in solidarity against the oppression of the Big Ten & SEC and they said they thought about it & they’re just gonna die
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It’s overwhelmingly clear that the goal of the Big Ten & SEC is to condense college football so all that’s left is the Big Ten & SEC. Everyone on the outside is too busy fighting to the death for the 1-2 slots left instead of working together to stop this from happening. Tough
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They’re going to use this to lock the ACC and Big 12 out of major nonconference games, and then use “weak nonconference” as justification to put 18 Big Ten and SEC teams into the 24-team playoff.
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we ran the numbers and there is now a 160% chance that Cal ends the season playing Clay Helton’s Georgia Southern team in Puerto Rico
A new postseason destination awaits 🌴 The Transperfect San Juan Bowl is officially joining the ACC bowl lineup! 🔗 theacc.co/SanJuanBowl
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Cal Basketball defeated the Detroit Pistons 156-39 in a secret scrimmage. No one else will acknowledge it happened because it’s so embarrassing for the NBA
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The 129th Big Game is SOLD OUT 👊 See you there, #CalFamily #GoBears
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this all could have been avoided if we had built the animatronic Joe Starkey statue
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we’ll be fine in the second half if we can just knuckle down on defense, generate some momentum, get some push from the line, fix the defensive coverage, limit big plays, find an answer at QB, catch the ball, stop the run, lift the ancient curse, find Larry Scott & arrest (1/26)
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“Buckle your ass up”
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watching this frame by frame like the zapruder footage
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Another extremely normal gameday in Berkeley
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When East Coast teams complain about playing Cal in ACC road games it’s like… I get it. This wasn’t my first choice either. But are you that scared to stay up past your bedtime?
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