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Joined September 2012
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Y'ALL I PASSED THE MF BAR EXAM
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I can confirm. 🔥 #TXLege #DragonBallZ 🐉🌟
Reminder that the guy who composed Gogeta’s theme in Movie 12, Nathan Johnson, is currently a Texas Senator. xitter.gq/KFTragic/status/163793…
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greg abbott wheelchair at midnight
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The Chargers have gone 11-14 (including playoffs) since Jim Harbaugh was kidnapped by the Dirty Bubble
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He got it from his mama. Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family. His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
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Today is the day.
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CLEAR OFFSIDE NOT GIVEN AND MESSI SCORES THIS IS EMBARRASSING
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FIFA definitely tried their hardest to make sure Iran didn’t make it to knockout 🫪😵‍💫
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what the FUCK
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This is how Lil Sebastian greets you in heaven
"he is just sitting there waving at me."
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No justification, no authorization from Congress, and no clear objective. But none of that matters to Donald Trump — and apparently neither do the safety and lives of American service members.
Trump: The lives of American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties — that often happens in war.
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An illegal war, funded in part by illegal taxes, waged by a corrupt criminal and the buffoon he put in charge of our military. No matter what you think about the Iranian regime, you have to be out of your fucking mind to support this.
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They murder CHILDREN. How the FUCK does anyone still believe the lie that the US/Israel care about peace when they murder and maim children in Iran, Palestine, Lebanon… everywhere the imperialist war machine sets its sights on. Sickening greed and never ending violence
Replying to @AJEnglish
BREAKING: The number of people killed in the Israeli attack on an elementary girls’ school in Iran’s southern city of Minab has risen to 51, with 60 others injured, according the IRNA news agency. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/5waxc5
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Bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while starving Cuba, while genociding Palestinians, while threatening to invade Greenland… the US and Israel are the single greatest threat to humanity and it’s not even close. We are all forced to live in the nightmare they create.
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The official Netflix account posted Elmo cosplaying monkey d Luffy
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First day at my new job 🌞
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26 years ago today, the very first episode of OnePiece aired.
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Chargers starting the season STRONG⚡️⚡️
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Today is the day🫡
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