renter of a 1 bedroom apartment | 5 star Uber passenger rating | dog dad | master of supply chain
Agartha
Joined November 2022
- Tweets8.5K
- Following323
- Followers706
- Likes7.7K
If we used like 3% of our critical thinking capacity and left a little space between ourselves and the car in front of us, we wouldn’t have to use our breaks on the highway🤯
2
7
353
One time a bad bitch sent me a mirror pic and I said holy cow and she stopped talking to me bc she thought I was calling her fat
1
19
475
He changed his profile name and pfp he’s actually making himself right at home in my hbo account
Someone else using my hbo to watch bullshit typically I’d change my password but I pay like $5/month for hbo w ads if ol boy can’t scrounge up $5 he can have it. Anyway I made him his own profile
1
16
415
26 year old who’s actively ghosting me was supposed to be my plus one to the company holiday party tn making my uber driver play ole 60
1
13
441
Look what just came across my desk.
Just caught word that it’s take a super long lunch and drink as many beers as possible Friday
CC: @Rich69Johnson
7
236
