Jay-Z will headline the Super Bowl halftime show this year.
He is reportedly still deciding who to sacrifice to the illuminati as a result of this.
JJ McCarthy on his matchup against former rival Buckeye QB CJ Stroud:
“It was a great game, and I told him that I think he’s going to be a hell of a player in this league.”
JJ McCarthy is FIRED UP in the locker room after getting his first win as the #Giants starting QB.
#Bears QB Caleb Williams ditched the mustache and grew a beard while fighting for his life on a ventilator (hamstring)
#Giants WR Malik Nabers when questioned about his production with JJ McCarthy at QB:
“I’ll be fine.. I ain’t no Justin (Jefferson).”
Retired NFL Twitter Doctor Jesse Morse is reportedly launching a peptide company with a mission to “save people from the COVID-19 vaccine.”
JJ McCarthy on being named the #Giants starting QB:
“I’m the guy they’ve been waiting for.” 👀
#Commanders QB Jayden Daniels reportedly accidentally inhaled laughing gas before tonight’s game which explains why he’s smiling after every terrible play of his.
Troy Aikman is reportedly going to come down from the booth and take over #Commanders HC duties for the second half of MNF.
He’ll take any chance he can to get to be away from Joe Buck.
The #Rams are re-signing K Harrison Mevis.
















