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Joined November 2024
The #Jets are expected to “check in” on #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes this offseason. If Mahomes doesn’t make the playoffs this year, he might prefer to rebuild with a different team.
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The #Cowboys will reportedly hang a banner in AT&T stadium to honor their 2026 week 7 victory over the #Eagles
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Jay-Z will headline the Super Bowl halftime show this year. He is reportedly still deciding who to sacrifice to the illuminati as a result of this.
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#Giants RB Cam Skattebo was fined $345,600 for his unnecessary roughness penalty after running over a #Texans player on Sunday.
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JJ McCarthy on his matchup against former rival Buckeye QB CJ Stroud: “It was a great game, and I told him that I think he’s going to be a hell of a player in this league.”
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#Packers K Trey Smack reportedly tried to kick a hole in the wall of the locker room after their loss to the #Packers, but fortunately he pushed it right and missed.
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JJ McCarthy is FIRED UP in the locker room after getting his first win as the #Giants starting QB.
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A referee in the #Giants vs. #Texans game accidentally said “unfortunately” when calling a penalty on Houston. Scripted league?
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The guy who caught this kick so cleanly is goated.
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#Bears QB Caleb Williams ditched the mustache and grew a beard while fighting for his life on a ventilator (hamstring)
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#Giants WR Malik Nabers when questioned about his production with JJ McCarthy at QB: “I’ll be fine.. I ain’t no Justin (Jefferson).”
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The #Saints vs. #Steelers game is Paris is being viewed as a “trial run” for when the NFL wants to host a game in Afghanistan.
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Retired NFL Twitter Doctor Jesse Morse is reportedly launching a peptide company with a mission to “save people from the COVID-19 vaccine.”
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JJ McCarthy on being named the #Giants starting QB: “I’m the guy they’ve been waiting for.” 👀
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Report: The #Giants are “all in” on #Colts RB Jonathan Taylor.
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#Commanders QB Jayden Daniels reportedly accidentally inhaled laughing gas before tonight’s game which explains why he’s smiling after every terrible play of his.
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Troy Aikman is reportedly going to come down from the booth and take over #Commanders HC duties for the second half of MNF. He’ll take any chance he can to get to be away from Joe Buck.
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The #Eagles have reportedly “checked in” on #Giants QB JJ McCarthy. McCarthy showed flashes of greatness this past week, but he’s currently sitting in Jameis Winston’s shadow. Could he be on the move?
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The #Rams are re-signing K Harrison Mevis.
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