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Annoys me when Hugo and felicity 26 with their son Rufus, want a country retreat with their £800k budget! Must have no neighbours, 3 or 4 acres for a yurt idea and uninterrupted views. More like mummy and papa inheritance. Never worked a day in their life. 😡
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THANK YOU, CHANCELLOR. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 🇬🇧❤️
I’ve been reading today’s Budget and I’m considering cancelling my direct debits. Financial independence is finally within reach.
🥒 Cheaper gherkins, baked beans and chocolate. Potential savings of £21 a year - that’s 40p a week. I’ve already rewritten my will. My son gets the house, but the gherkin fortune is going into a trust fund. I’m not having the little bastard blow my life’s savings on cocaine and scratchcards.
🍬 Import tariffs scrapped on boiled sweets and toffees. Thank Christ. I’ve seen pensioners outside Aldi exchanging sexual favours for a bag of Werther’s Originals.
🍊 Cheaper marmalade. Excellent, ‘cos I’ve been spreading Vaseline on my toast since March. Paddington Bear’s probably knocking one out behind King’s Cross.
🧄 Cheaper garlic. Fantastic!! I’ve been buying it one clove at a time from a bloke behind Aldi. Last week he offered me three bulbs and a handjob for £20.
💷 Income Tax thresholds frozen until 2031. Absolutely beautiful. Earn a bit more, get dragged into paying more tax, then watch the Chancellor congratulate himself for helping working people. It’s the financial equivalent of being mugged, having your trousers stolen and being handed a 40p voucher for gherkins as compensation.
🍫 Cheaper chocolate-covered wafers. I’ve already ordered a reinforced safe, appointed three trustees and instructed my accountant to establish an offshore wafer portfolio in the Cayman Islands. Apparently, HMRC wants to know why I’ve declared a KitKat as a dependent.
🚌 Bus fares capped at £2. If my business ever collapses, I can now afford to travel to the Jobcentre and explain that I went bankrupt despite unprecedented savings on fucking marmalade.
💡 Gas standing charges being scrapped. Lovely news, until you find out the cost is being transferred to the price of the gas itself. That’s the financial equivalent of a burglar returning your television and charging you £45 to watch it.
Anyhoo… the government calls some of these its FIVE EVERYDAY FIXES.
I’ve calculated that if I save 40p every week, I could afford a second-hand Ford Fiesta in approximately 400 years…. Assuming nobody’s eaten the fucking gherkins.
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🚨 The budget reveals Labour will spend another £150 million on accommodation for ‘asylum seekers’.
While raising the tax burden to the highest level since WW2.
Like the Tories, Labour tax you to the eyeballs to take care of foreign nationals.
Reform will deport all the illegals they let in.
Lies, I work and always have, nothing here helps those people that try to better their life. All the same Labour/Tories/Lib the system is broken, we need radical change, we need reform!
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These are the stats John Healey doesn’t want you to read.
Unemployment will rise to 5% in 2027.
The tax burden is going up AGAIN to the highest since WW2.
By 2031 we’ll be spending £160bn/year on debt interest alone – up £36bn/year.
Borrowing forecasts for the next 5 years have risen £65bn since March.
Households will be worse off in every single year of the five-year forecast than they were in March.
It’ll take until 2029 to get back to 2019 levels of prosperity.
Growth will be abysmal. GDP per capita grows less than 1% in 2027. It’ll peak at less than 2% per year, despite the AI revolution.
The national debt will stay above 95% of GDP.
We are on a fiscal knife-edge. Britain is Broke. Britain needs Reform.
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Real wages for British people have barely grown in 20 years.
The cost of your weekly shop keeps going up.
Energy bills keep going up.
And the Tory and Labour politicians who did this do not care.
All we learnt today is that the tax burden is going up AGAIN to the highest since WW2.
That Britain’s economy will grow even slower than expected next year.
And inflation is going to go up AGAIN next year.
So British people keep getting poorer and taxed up to the eyeballs.
Reform will reverse all this.
Raise the personal tax allowance to £20k.
No tax on overtime.
Scrap net zero to cut your energy bills by £250.
We will get Britain working again. 💪🇬🇧
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The replies 🤦🏻♀️
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚
The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
ALT Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.
Quick AI search. In the 25/26 and 26/27 season so far. How many VAR recommendations have been overturned on-field.
Answer 4. Forest have had 2 negatively, last night and the obvious Man Utd handball last season.
Agenda?
Another solid performance, individual error cost us the win. Neco elbow according to Glasner, if it’s broken/dislocated will be out for a while. Netz or Aina time to shine.
Exclusive interview with Liam Delap, the #nffc £50m record signing. Still only 23 and a big future ahead of him
🌳 Forest’s start & Glasner
🌳 loving battles + Konsa verbals
🌳 no Chelsea regrets despite sour end
🌳#itfc return
🌳 England & Kane
telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
🌳 State of play at Forest - huge game
🔴 The data that backs up Glasner
⚪️ Aina/CHO - handle with care
🔴 Getting the best from MGW
⚪️ The man they’re all waiting for
🔴 Early look ahead to January
dailymail.com/sport/football… #nffc
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STATEMENT:
Reform UK has reported ITV, its board, and its undercover reporters to the police.
Some of the crimes carry up to 10 years in prison.
They forged a passport.
They directly interfered in elections and almost certainly altered the results. Being paid to “canvass” for Reform in crucial wards we lost by a few dozen votes.
They lied to a veteran about their service and left him “violated”.
This is unprecedented.
The police are now involved.
Scrutiny of political parties is one thing.
But anyone breaking the law to try and ruin the lives of Reform’s staff, members or volunteers will be reported to the police and pursued relentlessly in the courts.
Here’s what happened 👇
Have a horrible feeling if MGW doesn’t agree a contract extension soon, we could see a swap-type deal with Arsenal for Eze. Ex Glasner relationship etc. on current value / form what do we think £50m + player. Doubt we could turn that down 😟.
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🚨NEWS: A new poll shows 46% of Muslims in the UK have said they will leave the country if Nigel Farage is elected
Bravo 👏👏👏
😳 Wow! Robert Jenrick just turned the tables on the BBC live on air while being grilled over Reform’s candidate vetting.
Asked about the ITV undercover exposé on some Reform councillors and candidates, Jenrick made the obvious point that there’s only so much any organisation can do when it comes to screening people.
Then he flipped it straight back at the interviewer:
“Look at the BBC for example. Can you now give a guarantee to your listeners this morning that no BBC presenter in the future will be exposed as a paedophile, as a number have been in the recent past? No, of course you can’t. Because you can’t know absolutely everything about every individual in your organisation.”
Absolutely ruthless from Robert! 🔥
Does he know something about someone at the BBC that the rest of us don’t? 🤔
You can practically hear the panic behind the scenes. 😂
Jenrick’s right, though. No amount of vetting can guarantee you know everything about every single person in a large organisation. That’s just reality.
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ITV the BBC and the rest of the loony left are trying to destroy Nigel and His party,
Reform have dealt with the candidates who made those comments very quickly - they are gone so now we must move on.
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