
A programmer trying to make the world a better place one line of code at a time. I also stream games and stuff. Opinions are my own. @richi.dev on bsky
Austin, Texas
Joined May 2012
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Richard Simpson retweeted
Most useless DM award goes to YouTube.
Replying to @AGlubbable
Hi there. We've sent you a DM
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The DM from YouTube was that YouTube is “unable to offer further support”
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Richard Simpson retweeted
Introducing celld: a self-hosted, distributed Durable Objects and Workers implementation
- celld = V8 + S3 + SQLite + LTX+ Tokio
- programmed with exactly the Cloudflare Workers/DO JavaScript APIs and config
- order of magnitude cheaper at scale
- writes are durable before they're acknowledged, RPO=0
- only depends on an S3 compatible bucket - no other infrastructure
- ~4 MB memory per cell instance overhead
- hibernated cells cost ~nothing, just their S3 storage
- open source, Apache 2 licensed
Richard Simpson retweeted
gave up on waiting on nikita for the articles fix - part 1 is here part 2 is coming
Richard Simpson retweeted
Got logged out of corporate Slack.
My brain: Well, this is it. We had a good run. Damn.
Every. Single. Time. Without fail.
Richard Simpson retweeted
Today we ship Aspire 13!
Why 13? It’s a number that’s bigger than 10 but less than 14.
Seriously though, Aspire 13 marks the start of a new chapter for the project: the beginning of its polyglot era. We’re expanding beyond .NET, bringing the same model-driven, code-centric experience to Python, JavaScript, and beyond.
Check out the what's new on the new site:
aspire.dev/whats-new/aspire-…
#aspire @aspiredotdev
Richard Simpson retweeted
They have fired the staff of the CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report and 70 Epidemic Intelligence Service officers, who are disease detectives that respond to outbreaks.
I cannot emphasize enough how dangerous it is to dismantle our disease surveillance infrastructure.
Richard Simpson retweeted
FTC is officially suing Ticketmaster
They're accusing them of deceptive pricing and letting brokers resell tickets illegally, costing fans billions of dollars in inflated prices and fees
Richard Simpson retweeted
🚨Rolling Stone is now confirming what we all knew happened with Jimmy Kimmel’s show. According to their reporting, executives at ABC and Disney didn’t think Kimmel said anything outrageous but they feared retaliation from Trump. This is a blatant attack on free speech.
Richard Simpson retweeted
Sen. Ossoff: "RFK is so obviously unqualified and unfit for this office. He never should have been confirmed by the Senate. He needs to resign. It is one thing to be a skeptic or a reformer. It is quite another to be a fool and a wrecking ball destroying the CDC."
Richard Simpson retweeted
🚨HUGE DEVELOPMENT: An official Department of Defense account is spreading fake images — from old protests — to justify Trump’s illegal militarization of Los Angeles.
This isn’t just disinformation.
It’s a propaganda campaign from the Pentagon.
Richard Simpson retweeted
Greg Abbott is pushing the “FURRIES Act” claiming schools are giving litter boxes to students who act like cats.
But when I asked the bill author, he couldn’t name one school providing litter boxes to kids.
This is all part of Abbott’s smear campaign against our public schools.
Richard Simpson retweeted
Trump’s team did actually spend weeks calculating the true reciprocal tariff rates for each country, and then he just decided not to do that anymore and based it on trade deficits.
Absolutely absurd.
Richard Simpson retweeted
TIL:
- Cloudflare has a free tool to detect CSAM
- As of today, you only need an email to use it (previously you'd have to apply for creds from NCMEC, available only to US businesses)
I just enabled this for every partykit project, all thousands of them.
(links in reply)
Richard Simpson retweeted
Holy shit. Instead of admitting they were wrong, @DOGE literally changed FPDS data to try to cover their asses. The website now says $8B but you can easily verify that the real number is $8M by cross-referencing with any other source as noted below.
Replying to @electricfutures
Be careful, it looks like they're adjusting data in the background to cover themselves. They've changed this number. Can confirm it's false from other sources.




































