Lord Protector of the Realm, Last of the Plantagenets, last seen under a car park in Leicester.
Under a car park in Leicester
Joined September 2012
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Leicester? York? I do not care as to the place of my final resting so long as these ill-headed pignuts grant me a memory foam mattress.
Tis ludicrous to claim I speak such as those from West Mercia! Yam alright? bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le…
I have heard news of slanderous comments regarding the shape of my skeleton. Do not snigger or jape or you will only get my back up.
I am truly qualified for I did lead the City of York to victory in Ye Olde League of Champions on 'Footeball Chief 1465'.
Those harlots at Leicester City Council will never take a single groat from me! I have no chariot but a trusy steed which cannot be clamped!
I awaoke this morn eager in anticipation of what activity may await me. Press junket, corporate event, PR meetings etc.
Getting dug up in a freezing cold car park in Leicester then pawed and scraped by scientists? Talk about a Winter of Discontent...!
@cjdemooi Verily I am verified. These imposters should be taken to the Tower at once!
Tis a relief to see daylight after these many years. Is my faithful jester Bruce of Forsyth still hawking his wares to all who view him?
Alas I am but a pile of bones, stripped of flesh & blood. Where are my arms? Where is my torso? An arse! An arse! My kingdom for an arse!
@LoudMouthOwl @Gizmodo Gadzooks! Twas you creating that infernal racket! Twaas enough to wake the dead...
Egads! I am rumbled! My council tenancy agreement has been terminated with immediate effect! #RichardIII
Forsooth 'tis mine bones & Leicester City Council car park was to be my final resting place if it were not for those pesky kids #RichardIII
To steal thunder from the hands of ye gutter scribes I can verily advise I am myself and always will be so. Leicester is mine! #RichardIII
I am able to sate your curiosity ahead of these warlock buffoons. I am without doubt that the body discovered is me bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le…