
Oil & Gas| Aspiring globetrotter with a passion for agriculture #Arsenal
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined July 2009
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Replying to @AskMichaelTaiwo
My grandfather, Mallam Bello Ijumu, founded NEPU; one of Nigeria’s oldest political parties right in his parlour at Sabon Gari, Kano. History often credits Aminu Kano as the founder, but it was Mallam Bello who invited him, a northerner to serve as the party’s public face.
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Do you know what is 300% of annual salary?
Let's assume your annual salary is ₦36m( ie ₦3m/month).
This means that he gets ₦108m every year for furniture since 2007.
That is ₦1.08bn.
Political slaves too plenty for this country.
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Omo, Idris Zekeri murdered Tinubu and his supporters with verifiable facts in this interview!…
Tinubu really wrecked Lagos State
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I really don’t like coming online to post my private life but I guess this is necessary.
I was assaulted and harassed by police officers at Somolu today.
They claimed that the vehicle that I have been driving for 5 years is stolen because a sticker that carries the plate number of the previous car owner was found on the top left corner of the windscreen of my vehicle
After giving them all my up-to-date car documents, including my proof of Ownership documents, they insist my car was a stolen vehicle. How is that possible when I have been renewing my papers and going for car inspections every year for the last 5 years ? Thier claim was just outrageous and wasn’t making any sense to me
One of them even went away with my car documents and I do not know where he went to and if he had gone to tamper with them. When I asked where my car papers were, one of them punched me in the chest 3 times. I have it on camera
I noticed a pattern of oppression and because I didn’t allow myself to be taken advantage of, they ended up rough handling me, holding me on my trousers like a common criminal and finally towing my car and confiscating in the street in front of their their station at Alade Police station, Balogun street Somolu. The environment do not seem safe and my car is a at risk of vandalism and worse getting stolen if it remains there overnight
Their intimidation was for me to be extorted and since I didn’t give them the chance to they decided to lay their hands on me and impound my car. One even called me a criminal in my face and threatened to shoot at me.
Please I need this post to reach the right authorities. I have called the police hotline designated to handle cases like this and for over 2 hours they kept telling me they will give me a call back. So at this point I am In the dark.
Please help me tag and bring the right authorities attention to this post. @AbimbolaShotayo @PoliceNG_CRU @CspIniedu @PoliceNG
I will be attaching video evidence of my assault.
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Palmer’s career is genuinely funny. A 24-year-old “top player” who doesn’t play in Europe, has zero memorable moments in European competitions, doesn’t play for his national team, has won zero major club trophies since becoming a first-team player, and has zero goal contributions against big clubs.
Just a couple of penalties against relegation-threatened teams, and that’s all. The emptiest career ever for a supposed top player.
🚨 Breaking: Cole Palmer left out of England squad for Nations League games vs Croatia + Spain. 24yo Chelsea playmaker withdrew from last international break & despite availability has not been called into final camp of 2026 by Thomas Tuchel @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7756674…
Yeah, it freaks me out.
Replying to @RichnessXY @Nig_Farmer
ESOTERIC, MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, YOU FILED A COMPLAINT AGAINST ME!!! 💀😂 My smile freaks you out?! SIR, I HAVE A FINE YORUBA HUSBAND! What do you want me to do? But the fact that you sat there, zoomed in on my face and then came to the comments to report the incident?! Go put your phone in rice, sir. Something is CLEARLY malfunctioning! @naijaldr
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Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount
I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales
If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me
They cost 3600 but now 1800 🙏
Like clockwork
Shaping up to be another low quality Premier League season. Arsenal are very complete but City have lost successive games and their wins are pretty much meaningless, that’s another loss for Liverpool, Chelsea are erratic while Bournemouth and Spurs - winless three weeks ago - are now in the top eight. It is not difficult to merely compete.
I'm so happy I've started drinking gari with the fried pork.
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Doesn't have the presence Dec has. Dec can do everything he can and more.
Replying to @JackWilshere
So you haven't seen Fabihno who has been doing it for a good couple of years now? Ok
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Whenever a Liverpool fans tells you Arsenal was favoured by the referee yesterday, just show them this.
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• Arsenal win and clean sheet
• Liverpool 0 shots on target
• God bless Konsa, Gabriel, 29, Rice, Raya
• We are top of the league again mfs
• This is why we are the champions
• I love this fucking football club
• Talk now you bastards hahaha
OMO EVERYWHERE JUST STEW 😹😹😹


























