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Joined December 2018
I have MS NOW on TV in the background and thank God there's another Humana commercial playing. It's been almost 20 minutes since I heard the last one. I can't wait for a negative political ad.
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Since today is national chicken fried steak day, I thought I'd have ChatGPT make us all hungry. But this looks pretty close to what I get at Hoffbrau Steak & Grill House.
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Gov. Abbot wants to paint Gina as a high-tax governor, and yet property taxes have gone up during his time as Governor. Gov. Abbott wants to paint Gina as a big government candidate, and yet he is taking over school districts and throwing out the locally elected candidates to install his puppets from the state. Abbott wants to say that he is for parents rights, and yet with every big government takeover of a school district he is taking away parents right to vote. He wants you to believe that Gina Hinojosa is the radical, but his record shows that he is the radical. Vote for @GinaHinojosaTX Vote against the radical @GovAbbottPress
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Replying to @KidKool4U
Excellent old packaging! Let's not forget my favorites…
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They’ve deported about 1 million immigrants, and prices are still going way up. It’s pretty clear that immigrants were never the fucking problem. I think we should start deporting MAGA Republicans next and see if prices come down.
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Rick ☆ retweeted
Transgenderism, open borders, and now SHARIA LAW! If Texans re-elect Greg Abbott, we will go down in history as the most gullible voting bloc that ever existed. C'mon, Tejas... We can do better!
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Replying to @dudleyeiduDne
I've had to wait as long as 24 hours before.
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Rick ☆ retweeted
You just KNOW that every General in the Pentagon was laughing their asses off when they saw this clip.
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Replying to @s_trooth
And to think that the album cover was actually in that shape.
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I need to see Patrick out of that office. We will never progress as a state if he stays. Plus, I'm tired of making him rich.
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Replying to @Saltyballz81
I did the same damn thing with the car seats. I thought my dad was going to burst a vein.
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My anaconda don't want Nicki Minaj for anything. My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none.
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This.
Social Security does not add to the deficit. So when republicans talk about cutting social security to reduce the deficit what they are really talking about is stealing from the American people’s retirement to pay war debts, oil company subsidies, and tax cuts for the rich. Don’t ever let them fucking steal what we pay for.
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Replying to @KidKool4U
My mom was a seamstress. I spent more time watching bolts of fabric be unrolled and cut to last a lifetime. I can still smell the store.
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If I was still a smoker, I would own one of these in a heartbeat just because I could.
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THIS is who is being considered for the next press secretary???
JUST IN: Nicki Minaj has reportedly been floated as the next White House press secretary by senior Trump staffers. — TMZ
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Replying to @TndTrad @eaglebrand
I've made some kick ass lemon using it.
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Rick ☆ retweeted
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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Replying to @SaraForTexLege
😂😂 I actually love that picture!
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