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I'm a comedian.

San Diego, CA
Joined May 2011
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The difference between a lawyer and an attorney is that lawyers grow down from the cave ceiling and attorneys grow up from the cave floor.
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Intresting fact: Godzilla Minus Zero is the same as Godzilla Plus Zero… they are both just Godzilla, but Godzilla Times Zero is a movie about nothing. #GodzillaMinusZero
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If anyone ever asks you what Banana Ball is, show them this video 👇
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People keep saying Milwaukee has never won a World Series. What about the 1957 Milwaukee Braves? If your city ever had a World Series championship parade, you don't get to call yourselves long-suffering.
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This is why baseball needs a salary cap. How can small market teams like the @Dodgers possibly compete with the large market powerhouses like the @Brewers
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I blame the @Padres loss on Biberty.
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Picking World Cup teams based on the country's cheese pays off again as #1 cheese France beats Morocco. Norway’s upset over Brazil still stands as the crowning achievement of this system.
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here's how i rank the countries left based on the quality of their cheese: France — Clear favorite. The cheese gap is massive. Switzerland — Best remaining challenger. Belgium / Spain — Very close. England Norway Argentina
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of the 8 countries in the quarterfinals, 6 of them are cheese heavyweights... the outsiders are Argentina (who has a lot of German & Italian immigrants and home to provoleta).... and Morocco, which is really close to Spain.
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Picking World Cup teams based on the quality of their country's cheese continues to pay off as Switzerland beat Colombia and Argentina beat Egypt.
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I've been picking teams at the World Cup based on the quality of cheese a country has. France is the heavy favorite, followed by Switzerland, the Netherlands, and Belgium. Tier 2: Spain, Germany, England, Portugal, Norway, Austria: Tier 3: U.S,, Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, etc
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sure, it's not 100% since the Netherlands and Germany are both out.... but it did predict Norway over Brazil and several other upsets that the "experts" missed
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Remember: if our forefathers never fought for our independence, we would have to pay full price for a mattress this weekend. Happy Independence Day! #4thJuly
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I think some people confuse the numbers 86 (which is commonly used in bars and restaurants) with 187 (which is the California penal code for murder). I get it. These people only have 10 fingers and any number larger than that is hard to keep track of.
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Opening Day on #Netflix, because if there’s one thing @MLB likes, it’s tradition.
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I told ChatGPT that my favorite songs were "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division and "There Is A Light" by The Smiths and it responded, "Interesting. Most people grow out of the phase."
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It’s funny seeing people who spend all day on Tik Tok complain that they lost an hour of their life due to Daylight Savings.
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My doctor told me that i have an enlarged heart… i said that it was because i finally learned the true meaning of Christmas.
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I'm watching football on Netflix, just like the Wise Men did at the First Christmas. #NFLonNetflix
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They followed a star... I'm following a buffering wheel. It's basically the same thing.
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The #Epstein Files were so redacted that even Jeffrey Epstein isn't in the Epstein Files. #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp
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