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The difference between a lawyer and an attorney is that lawyers grow down from the cave ceiling and attorneys grow up from the cave floor.
Intresting fact: Godzilla Minus Zero is the same as Godzilla Plus Zero… they are both just Godzilla, but Godzilla Times Zero is a movie about nothing. #GodzillaMinusZero
People keep saying Milwaukee has never won a World Series. What about the 1957 Milwaukee Braves?
If your city ever had a World Series championship parade, you don't get to call yourselves long-suffering.
Picking World Cup teams based on the country's cheese pays off again as #1 cheese France beats Morocco.
Norway’s upset over Brazil still stands as the crowning achievement of this system.
of the 8 countries in the quarterfinals, 6 of them are cheese heavyweights... the outsiders are Argentina (who has a lot of German & Italian immigrants and home to provoleta).... and Morocco, which is really close to Spain.
Picking World Cup teams based on the quality of their country's cheese continues to pay off as Switzerland beat Colombia and Argentina beat Egypt.
I've been picking teams at the World Cup based on the quality of cheese a country has. France is the heavy favorite, followed by Switzerland, the Netherlands, and Belgium. Tier 2: Spain, Germany, England, Portugal, Norway, Austria: Tier 3: U.S,, Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, etc
Remember: if our forefathers never fought for our independence, we would have to pay full price for a mattress this weekend.
Happy Independence Day!
#4thJuly
I think some people confuse the numbers 86 (which is commonly used in bars and restaurants) with 187 (which is the California penal code for murder). I get it. These people only have 10 fingers and any number larger than that is hard to keep track of.
I told ChatGPT that my favorite songs were "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division and "There Is A Light" by The Smiths and it responded, "Interesting. Most people grow out of the phase."
It’s funny seeing people who spend all day on Tik Tok complain that they lost an hour of their life due to Daylight Savings.
My doctor told me that i have an enlarged heart… i said that it was because i finally learned the true meaning of Christmas.
I'm watching football on Netflix, just like the Wise Men did at the First Christmas. #NFLonNetflix
The #Epstein Files were so redacted that even Jeffrey Epstein isn't in the Epstein Files. #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp

