Daffodils are yellow, Roses are red,

Well this email cuts off awkwardly, thought I had some results back…

Redknapp: “Do you still bend down to put your shoes on?” Richard Keys: “…because at any time Redknapp will come round and hang out the back of it” #MUNARS

The company and conversation were excellent and Caroline’s food was divine

There is luckily still some summer sun, but I just found this lil guy scuttling about who told me Autumn is coming and reminded me of @MrHolness film Possum and claimed to be a big fan…

Current mood after projector breaks 2.5 hours into Oppenheimer at Science Museum iMax

The more I watch of season 2 of From

Nice sunny day to mooch around town

Happy Mothers Day!

The absolute state of this

Can someone tell me how to mute only Ally McCoist for #FIFAWorldCup on ITV?

£100 on Diana having the Queen in a headlock right now

Humanity has final progressed to level 2

Tsarbucks!

I mean, this isn’t Monster Munch

The absolute state of this

This is so dire that I’ve looked at anagrams of Rishi Sunak or Hi-Risk Anus #BBCOurNextPM

Boris still amazingly hasn’t quit, wonder if we should get #BOLO ironically trending