I’m Zack Stewart. 2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year. Paper Cut Survivor. Peaked in Elementary School. Electrical Engineer. Roll Tide.

Huntsville, AL
Joined February 2022
Me when my wife asks how my diet is going:
🤖 Made with AI
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Why are we trying to slander Grahams name? He’s dead
The progressive news outlet “Young Turks” is set to publish a story about a gay, closeted US Senator on Thursday.
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Here’s Matt Van Swol on Election Day, November 5, 2024, “standing in line at the polls” in Asheville, North Carolina. This was after he “early voted for Kamala Harris.”
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Because Christ is King and Muhammad is a false prophet
As a Muslim, I believe in Jesus and accept him as a prophet of God. So let me ask you something. If I can accept Jesus, why can't you consider Muhammad as a prophet of God and the final messenger?
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Jack Bauer 100%
You've been kidnapped. Cell phone battery 1%. You got time for one call. Who you calling?
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Well….its better than Grodd and Jimmy Olsen
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I’m not saying he’s right…..but I understand
🚨Weird News: A man in Virginia was arrested for taping his wife to a chair in their basement so he could watch a football game without being interrupted. The man is 64 years old Terry Ward.
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I knew Dan couldn’t be trusted when I found out he was an Auburn fan
Marked safe from sucking off Dan Bongino online and pretending that he’s done no wrong.
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What’s the mood over on threads?
JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg says Threads has surpassed X in monthly active users
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Who is the better narrator?
68%Morgan Freeman
32%James Spader
37 votes • 12 hours
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Exactly
Genuine Question : Why didn’t Antman do this to Thanos in Endgame?
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Please tell me that was @stclairashley because that would be hilarious
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Right Wing Dad retweeted
Ranking best Superman actors of all time:
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Meanwhile your eyebrows look drawn on, you have scorpion tattoos on your chest and your name sounds like a stripper name. The lack of self awareness is astounding.
This chick thinks she's 16 but she's almost 40 She dresses so odd for an older woman. She needs a stylist ASAP.
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Right Wing Dad retweeted
Oops!... I Did Le Riot Again 🇫🇷�
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Why are they having 2 American teams play in another country? I find this stupid
🚨New: The NFL is still planning to have the Pittsburgh Steelers and the New Orleans Saints Game in Paris on Sunday despite the ongoing rioting and looting nationwide
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Some men think DATE means Dick At The End
It is absolutely disgusting that some men think that if they buy you dinner or a gift, they are owed sex in return.
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Ok I laughed
You shouldn't be playing peekaboo. How many times do we read throughout Scripture: “Do not fear.” And yet, we let mama pretend to disappear. This is a direct contradiction of Jesus’ commands to not be fearful or be anxious about anything.
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