Man I have a story from 2017 Hawaii times that involves Nick Tarvin chocking girls underwater; that has yet to be released to the public. Put me on a podcast I dare yâall.
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This mustache is starting to look very cartel leader. CSM is gonna loose his god damn mind when I get back.
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âYou can always tell the color of a girls areola just by looking at the color of her lipsâ.
-Menchaca
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âYou couldnât pay me to fuck a bitch my age; milf will fuck you and send you gifts to your house and remind you how fat your cock is.â
-Carlos Cruz
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I had jambalaya đ for breakfast by the swamp đ . Now Iâm having a beignet đź with a frozen hurricane đč while listening to live jazz đ·. Am I crushing this NOLA game yet ?
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Iâm crossing the longest bridge in the USA with a cold high noon, on the way to NOLA with good people while LSU plays, a gay parade happens around bourbon street and also no work tomorrow. My god.
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This gym that Iâve been frequenting here in Camp Shelby is top 3 gyms that Iâve ever been. If I wasnât because I only let woman lick my ass Iâd let Ethan hit it. #CharlesToTheMoon.
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âDoNt talK tO mE iM oVeRSimuLaTedâ bitch youâre having a panic attack just go to therapy like a grown woman.
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Im pretty wacked on high noons and my bar tab was 26$ I tipped the bartender 10 and im pretty sure i saw the edge of a tit. The south is kinda rad.
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Just put my pants đ on this morning and had a little half chub going on before 0817am gonna be a good day.
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If thereâs one thing that this muses have taught me over the years is that they have full control over our masculine minds. Weâre so doomed if we allow themâŠ
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