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Houston, TX
Joined December 2020
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IT’S UNANIMOUS Pete Crow-Armstrong is your 2026 National League Most Valuable Player!
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Mfs out voting today thinking red or blue gonna make a difference😭 America is DOOMED
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If Texas goes blue, I’ll probably wake up tomorrow and put my pants on the same way I always do and go to work like every other day because nothing is going to change bro lol. They don’t care about us and they never will. 🤣
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rt if youve drank AriZona before
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.@Taylor_McGregor best moment in Chicago
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Forever grateful. Thank you @Cubs + @WatchMarquee.
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Never seen Mosley drop a pass but let’s not design anything for him in the redzone👍👍
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It’s GO time ⏰ 📍George’s Pond 🆚 Shreveport Mudbugs ⏰ 7:11PM 📺 Stream LIVE on NATV 🎧 Listen on MIXLR (link in bio) #HTownHockey | #NAHL | #JoinTheHerd
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GOAL! 🚨 Noah Callender snaps it home unassisted! 1-1 #HoustonBulls | 3:37, 1st Period
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Lil Uzi Vert — Luv Is Rage 2 (2017)
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MLB is definitely drug testing Alex Bregman tomorrow. #GoCubsGo
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#NHLtoHouston let’s get it trending
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What is wrong with Evangelical Christians?
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put those Horns up 🤘 #HookEm
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Cubs beat the Phillies and climb back to .500!
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Cubs win!
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Christ is risen from the dead, and with him, we too rise to new life! This Easter proclamation embraces the mystery of our lives and the destiny of history, reaching us even in the depths of death. #Easter
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IT’S 10:21 PM AND… 🤘 #HookEm
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Just the beginning ⭐️ SEE YOU IN THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS!!!!
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