Hah ha hah! I have so much fun with life.
Joined December 2024
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Devs have totally lost sight of the purpose of optimization.
Not one single soul in the long run will say, “Well, we settled for 30fps, but at least the calf muscles move and the beer bubbles float”.
Get me in the ring, coach. I will annihilate him in 15 seconds flat, neck wires still sparking in my mouth before I hold him in the air and break him backwards in half.
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>Ghidorah falling from the sky, resembling that one painting of Lucifer falling from heaven
>Ghidorah becomes a false messiah, named King by the masses after producing a miracle (evolving)
>God(zilla) is presumed dead
>God(zilla) returns for the second time (his second coming)
>Fallen Angel (King Ghidorah) rebels against God(zilla)
>The false messiah cheaply imitates God(zilla) in the final showdown
>rather than aiming his blast back at God(zilla), he aims his blast towards the heavens
>Ghidorah is absolutely obliterated in the end by an awesome and absolute power from God(zilla)
>mfw God(zilla) wins in the end
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Nintendo hit the gaming industry with the corporate equivalent of "just so everyone knows..." 😂
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Originally from the 1998 JRPG Xenogears, Fei appears as a fan-made mod in Smash Ultimate! The mod is a Wi-Fi safe skin for Terry, and can be used online without issue.
Download the alpha release here! ❌
gamebanana.com/mods/739035
Soooo much good stuff to play this year. What would you all put in the running for your GotY 2026?
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Had a friend put a picture of me through the AI ringer. I asked for fat Riley, black Riley, female Riley, and 50-60 year-old Hollywood Riley. I absolutely lost it at fat Riley. I was dying laughing, and simultaneously felt the need to hit the gym even harder.
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Hey uh, y'all got any new games planned?
Xbox: "Nah, but check out this gator. Pretty sick, huh?"
Fair enough.
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lowk housewife is such a respectable position whenever I see people shit talk it it's always so cringe. Like yes taking care of your home and family, nurturing and loving your husband/kids is one of the most noble and sweet things a human can devote themselves to
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Good, maybe their script writers can start actually writing dialogue that doesn’t need to drop an f bomb every 5 words to let us know how “mature” and “serious” it is.
