There are giant slugs chasing after me and you want me to update my bio??

Joined April 2008
.@BarackObama Looking forward to your visit to Portland next week! #importantquestion Are you coming to get a Voodoo Doughnut? #behonest
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Less than thrilled about being on campus everyday this week. If I wanted that, I would've stayed in high school #nobodyever
Is it normal to wash clothes just before throwing them away? ... #cantthrowawayunwashedclothes #thatsjustgross
Rest assured, #InternationalWomansDay was never meant to celebrate the women who complain on Twitter about it falling on #DaylightSavings
enabling new developers to artificially pad their resumes with meaningless commits isn’t "respecting them" btw @jc00ke #pdxruby @pdxruby
Now I only see #whiteandgold #thedress ... I somehow unsaw #blueandblack when I have never unseen anything before
#Malala didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize because she's a woman. She won it for being a total awesome badass #SJWs #takeahint #pdxruby
Here are REAL oppressed women unchainedatlast.org/ who need help, not stupid #SJW #fake #feminist bullshit #pdxruby
I'm pretty sure sue b. anthony and rosa parks didn't cry themselves to sleep at night and think of themselves as helpless victims
Hey @jc00ke can you answer my question. #forthelulz Why do we need to "respect new developers"? Especially ones who're ethically dubious
Why do we need to "respect new developers"? Why can't we teach ethics first, like how not to try to pad their resumes to deceive employers
In #sovietrussia,oops I mean #pdxruby, if you disagree with the all-powerful leaders, you mysteriously disappear forever without explanation
I dedicate this piece of art to @pdxruby #pdxruby , a charming community that lately resembles #sovietrussia
Anyone whos scared for their safety from #microaggressions on the internet needs to 1) log off 2) go to therapy and 3) grow a pair #pdxruby
the "anarchist ghost pirate ship" is getting sunk #pdxruby @pdxruby #lmao if you're that determined to feel like victims, well here ya go
In other news, I finally got a list of the shitty SJW CoC people in #pdxruby ... that they themselves published @pdxruby