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Things make me nervous.

Minneapolis
Joined July 2009
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See you at Show X tonight? 8pm live at HUGE for those with a mask and proof of vax. Only $10. Cheaper than lobster. 🦞
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A reminder that the people who breached security today at the Capitol find what @Kaepernick7 did to be offensive.
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Systemic racism is these people who are LITERALLY storming the capitol to overthrow the will of democracy being called protestors, but a group of people calling for an end to police brutality are called rioters.
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Maybe congress should have invited school children to teach them what to do in the case of an active shooter.
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Thanks, buds!! ❤️❤️ #HUGEleap
Our favorite improv comedy around, @HUGETheater, is buying a new building! They need space for classrooms, diversity initiatives, and rehearsals. It will be an artist-owned building in an area that is being eaten up by commercial development. Give here: hugetheater.com/donate/hugem…
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Am I a bad parent if I never ever tell her it’s cottage cheese and not “college cheese”?
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IT'S TRUUUUUE
We have a SHOW TONIGHT at @StrikeTheater!!! 7:30pm. $10. TELL THE WORLD.
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Is popcorn a good bath snack? Follow up: Are bath snacks a thing?
No, it was like a "put them in the food bag not the bag with soap" suggestion. Food bag was heavier. Soap and eggs wrapped in plastic. EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE FINE.
In other news, please come see my new band Actual Eggs.
Still unreasonably mad the Target checkout person told me where to put my eggs. #ActualEggs #NotAReproductiveIssue
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Please let it be known that I pulled a muscle pretending to be a whiteboard for too long in a set last night. #veryyoungandphysicallyfit
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My kid is drawing on a chalkboard and her nails are too long and I'm TRYING NOT TO LOSE MY FREAKING MIND. Is it ok to just leave the house?
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