
commercial pilot 🛫 | 25🔞21+| neutral evil | ESTJ | VR | Bi | stealing your shampoo| Banner: @OnWholock https://xitter.gq/t.co/4OjvodUkxs
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I miss old Internet. I do not need every website on this planet telling me to go vote. I want to look at cat memes and play video games. Fuck off.
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BREAKING: Idaho voters projected to choose the Winchester Model 1873 as their official state gun.
63% chance.
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Go fuck yourself.
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Patrick Stewart. Turned up so early and so unobtrusively to be a star in the reasonably priced car, we mistook him for a delivery driver and asked him to go round the back. Took his hat off and said, “But I’m the captain of the Enterprise”. Fucking nice guy.
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ROBOFIZZ AND VASSAG-
oh, blitzy!
#helluvaboss returns with a brand new vinyl figure and plushie collection dropping on oct 31st at 3pm est 😈
If Porsche brought the 70’s turbo S back and redid it with modern safety features and kept it cheap as possible with no electronics, just a radio and hand window cranks, analog buttons and 6 speed manual to a flat turbo 6 and was able to sell it for under 50k they’d sell so many.
I can’t wait for the boomers to die off
The boomers are sinking your flagship, anon.
Your ancestors built the greatest of all ocean liners... the fastest of all time... named after your home
The boomers got ahold of it, they refused to save it, and now they're sinking it.
Because their pleasure-diving is more important than your heritage.





























