Co Founder of BRYZZO Souvenir Company. World Series Champion. Curse Breaker. Beer Enjoyer.

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2018
Got led to the promise land last night. #deltazeta
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Boots on the ground. False alarm
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No, I don’t think I will
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Goldilocks ahh type of tits lineup
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Anthony “Rizz” Rizzo retweeted
Sebastian Cossa had to be out at Loco with Roman Anthony last night
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How hot is Cubs 3B Alex Bregman? In his last 26 games since July 11: .324/.393/.657/1.051 9 HR, 27 runs, 26 RBI, 18 XBH, 71 total bases, 27 Runs, 26 RBI.
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What if we just infused our drinking water with trace amounts of Adderall and then study how much more productive our society would be
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Goated 7th inning stretch
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“Listen, Draymond is a good player. I was a great player… We’re not on the same level” -Charles Barkley on Pardon My Take
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Thinking about football.
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Sometimes when I get drunk I get emotional about 2016 Kris Bryant
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Dolly Parton I am inside of you.
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Buddy thinks life is all sunshine and rainbows
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4th of July dox. Happy two fitty America 🇺🇸
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#larping as a European tourist visiting a Whataburger for the first time ever
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Something just came across my desk John…
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Die. All of you. 64 mph to pass in the fast lane for 4 miles.
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My buddy took the at the Ye concert. Might be the best picture I’ve ever seen.
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So glad the Europeans got to discover the finest establishments of North America
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Making my buddy watch the first season of LOST on the ride up back from Tampa. Buddy has no idea what he’s about to get into
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