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IQ is room temperature here. Special Child of @bloodgoodBTC 🥂 @BitlockWallet

Joined October 2023
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Solana traders coming to fuck up robinhood chain
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Who you become while chasing your goal is better than actually hitting the goal; any lesson you refuse to learn will repeat itself until you change. If you can overthink the worst why can't you overthink the best.
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It'd be nice if trad markets stopped trading like shitcoins And shitcoins started trading like shitcoins again I like the up 5-10% a year for my risk off assets and up or down infinite for my risk on assets I dislike the inverse Please gods, make it stop
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Stock markets close for the weekend, but crypto doesn’t. Good thing Bitlock doesn’t either.
🤖 Made with AI
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One of crypto’s biggest contradictions: People will spend hours researching a token. But spend 10 seconds choosing where to store it. Then complain when those funds get frozen or stolen.
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Bitlock mobile app has now moved beyond internal testing. A small, closed group of users is currently testing it on their devices. We are collecting usage data and feedback to refine the wallet, as well as working on new features of the app.
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Le salaire de Juin est déjà fini. On est le 25 mai
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Everyone's saying crypto is dead. it's not dead. you're being played. 🧵 think about it. BTC hit $125K in January 2025. institutions were buying. ETFs were hyped. BlackRock was in. then what happened? silence. bleeds. "crypto is dead" headlines. this is not an accident. every single cycle 2015, 2018, 2022 people said the exact same thing. "altcoins are dead and never coming back." and every single time, they were wrong. 2026 is just the next verse of the same song. you want to know how hated this rally is? analysts are literally calling BTC's current move "the most hated rally" meaning bears are getting squeezed and still don't believe it. that's your signal. not theirs. so when does it flip? my honest take — midterms. prediction markets are already gearing up for the midterms, and with them comes liquidity, narrative, and attention. politicians need a story. crypto is a story. the Fear & Greed Index is recovering from lows. negative funding rates mean traders are still scared. institutions are still buying the dip quietly. retail is asleep. that's not a dead market. That's a market loading. IF you like, i'll post several charts in following days.
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Swatch x AP x Bitlock
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2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus
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If you trade when you shouldn't you'll generally lose money. In most cases identifying when you shouldn't trade is simple. But that judgment gets clouded if you're tilted, feeling FOMO, bored, and a bunch of other external factors. It's a bit like post nut clarity: as soon as you're out of it you can't believe you thought it was a good fill. Traders try to mitigate this behaviour via detailed entry checklists but they're often too long or too vague to be useful. So here's an extremely simple checklist: should-i-punt. Run through it in your head before any trade, or install it as a skill if your LLM psychosis is advanced enough and you've already built 14 broken dashboards. Trading is hard enough as it is; don't make it harder by dragging down your PnL with unforced errors.
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state of crypto 2026
too goated!! sama, I kneeel 🧎🧎🧎
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We won’t rush the first release of the Bitlock mobile app.  Wallets are infrastructure, not experiments. People rely on them to keep their assets safe. That means stability, reliability and predictability matter more than a quick release.  With that said, the release is close.
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🇮🇷 "The American special forces fell into a trap set by Iran's armed forces." New details emerging on the failed Isfahan operation. Iranian sources now confirm this was not a pilot rescue mission. It was a raid on a nuclear facility. Zero hour was set at the White House under Trump's direct supervision. The landing site, an abandoned airstrip, was chosen specifically for its proximity to an Isfahan nuclear site. Generals who warned against the operation were fired days before it launched. Iran let the first C-130 land and the commandos disembark, then sprang the trap when the second aircraft approached. Little Bird helicopters never got airborne. US jets bombed their own equipment to prevent capture. Personnel fled so fast they left their ID documents behind. Iranian sources call it worse than Tabas 1980 and the fallout will affect Trump's political future for years.
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Today we’re solving one of crypto’s biggest pain points: gas fees. Introducing: Gas Ads Starting now, users can choose to watch ads instead of paying gas fees. The length of the ads depends on how high the gas fees are.  The future of Web3 monetization starts today.
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If the war in Iran gets any worse Trump might have to consider releasing the Epstein files as a distraction from how poorly it's going
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The economy President nuked the economy The no war President started a war in the Middle East The drain the swamp President promotes corruption The crypto President launched rugs The release the Epstein files President is in them The cheap oil President made oil moon Alright...
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Some of the most important decisions happen under pressure. Closing, reducing, or adjusting positions remains immediate and reliable, even in volatility.  The outcome should depend on your judgment. Not the platform.
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They died as they lived. Protecting the pedos of Tel Aviv
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🇸🇦🌎 In 1973, Saudi Arabian King Faisal cut off all oil supplies to the US and other countries for supporting Israel. America then threatened to bomb their oil fields. In response, King Faisal said, “You are the ones who can’t live without oil. Our ancestors lived on dates, and we can easily go back to living like that again.”
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