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Rob Asaro

@RobAsaroShow

Comedian -Actor -Writer in a perpetual existential crisis. https://xitter.gq/t.co/PNMqgjQEgT - trailer for NY/LA https://xitter.gq/t.co/o9AWn8FcsR https://xitter.gq/t.co/CJfbCcQggM

 New York City
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Joined September 2010
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First the #EPA bans #asbestos, then #Trump can't post a #bond. Bad day to be a #poison. #bloodbath #TrumpForPrison2024
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The twice impeached gameshow host/rapist who told us to drink bleach, caused an insurrection and has 4 indictments thinks Haley is Pelosi. This is the LEADING GOP candidate for President. Welp, we've had a good run... #TrumpMentalHealth
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I know about your 12/18/20 meeting at the Oval. I know about your meeting at the Willard. I have your texts. I have witnesses. I know why you asked for pardons. Get ready. Your time is coming.
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He bragged that being indicted was a badge of honor. Ok. Make room for more badges.
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"Carl? Say, Carl? Going to need to get my resume updated to 'thrice indicted.' Can you get on that Carl? You know what, let's just be proactive and put in Four times." #TrumpINDICTED #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpForPrison2024
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I can't breathe! What a terrible day to decide to run a half marathon and take up #smoking #nycweather #njsmoke #orangesky #wildfires
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Got lost again at @TheTankNYC and found myself at LOST AGAIN by @RobAsaroShow. The journey had me into a mindful pretzel.
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Rob Asaro's "Lost Again" to Have Limited Run at The Tank #NJStage #NewJerseyStage ->newjerseystage.com/articles2…
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Review Fix Exclusive: Rob Asaro and Jay Michaels Talk ‘Lost Again’ reviewfix.com/2022/10/review…
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Poland, you are amazing! Watching your support of the Ukrainans was uplifting in a very sad time. #PolandFirstToHelp #withlovetoPoland #ThankYouPoland #PolandPeacePlan4Ukraine #USAwithUkraine #USAwithPoland #NATO
"No, no, address it as Dear Mr. Holt. THEN I'LL CROSS IT OUT! And write his first name! That'll show him!" #nbcnews #LesterHolt #Trumpisaloser #BillBarr #nbc #trumplies #Sunday #AG #UnfitForOffice #TwiceImpeached #BigLie #ElectionConspiracy
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Norm McDonald gives the best advice ever.
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Best episode of the Apprentice ever. #PresidentBiden2020 #TrumpSurrendered
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Behind in the polls? HERE'S THE PLAN! Deride infectious disease expert Dr. Fauci. THEN go after beloved news correspondent Lesley Stahl!...That didn't work? Hm. You can circle back to the covid hoax thing? Maybe get Scott Baio on the horn, maybe he has an idea. #TrumpMeltdown
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"We need 100 cc's of clorox, stat!" #TrumpHasCovid #coronavirus #CloroxDefense
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"Tell him I'm not home." - Dr. Fauci 10/02/2020 #TrumpCovid #VoteBidenHarris2020 #FauciHero
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If you're unsure if you're dealing with a stupid person, ask them what they think of Dr. Fauci. If you note even a hint of skepticism in their voice, you're dealing with a stupid person. #FauciHero
Imagine being so insecure as to lead a crusade against one of the greatest men of our time because he was asked to throw the first pitch and you weren't. @realDonaldTrump is in Fauci's shadow now and will be in it always. He will only remembered as Fauci's unsuccessful foil
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I forgot @Jim_Jordan 's name twice today. That's because he's not worth remembering. His disrespect & failed effort to embarrass Dr. Fauci is shameful. Long after he's forgotten Fauci's name will be etched in stone as the greateat hero of our time.
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"The Washington Football team" sounds like how my Mom would refer to a team. "Oh did the Giants beat the Washington Football team honey? Are they good at sports?" #washingtonnfl #nfl
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