So true

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Come to think of it, I’ve never seen the moon and the super moon out at the same time… could it be?

I tried texting (normal thing) but my phone said (ABnormal thing) and I was like (punchline)

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Be nice to a fish at the table? Feed a man for a lifetime.

I don’t wanna see ANYMORE Tennessee cops getting off.

I don’t think #gretathunberg could clean up the environment any more than she did tonight.

There should be a “Captain Phillips 2”

Just dropped some winter dates! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRVNdBAm/

At least people are interested in a WNBA trade.

Ask and you shall receive! 3-D printed chocolate baby

I love that #johnoliver can scathe FIFA and Qatar for a full episode, but can’t find it in himself to … not watch the world cup.

Has anyone put chocolate inside a 3D printer yet? I’m sick of plastic things.

Caaaaaaan!!!!!!!

I’ve thought long and hard about this. This is the OFFICIAL order to watch Star Wars in: Episode IV Episode V Episode VI Go to sleep, you’ve done it. You’ve watched one of the most impactful film franchises ever. You don’t need to consume anything else. Sweet dreams.