He stands up with a microphone and says stuff.

United Kingdom
Joined January 2022
A fun if blurry gig for Barking Toad Comedy last night. Packed audience, and some lovely feedback in the gents. Yeah, rock and rolll!
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Preparing for first Edinburgh Fringe Show - It's About Time - debuting at Brighton Fringe. A WIP brings together clever, curious, & strange elements of time. It's not a physics lecture, but it's here to make you think about why time never quite works the way you expect....
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Just released by @SpaceX @elonmusk Elon shows how he planned to land a Super Heavy back when he was a kid. #spacex #elonmusk #starship #colonisemars #atari #retroarcade
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I know, I know! It’s out of character but I’m writing a bit about the 90s! Not the 80s! Which may or may not see the light of day at Laughing Bellies tomorrow night. Don’t ever tell me I don’t have range!
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OOPS! OK let’s not beat around the bush… the link for this months Comedy Carp didn’t work! But now it does. Get your selves over and bag a seat quick sharp! tinyurl.com/827eb9er
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The next Comedy Carp... not so fresh from the water, it's been warm, but what it stinks of is comedy goodness. Come on people, get down to The Cornerhouse Frome and sniff it up. Reserve your plaice here! tinyurl.com/5ehb86d4#comedyc… #standupcomedy #newcomedy #fromevents #fromesomerset
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Tickets going fast. Only 10 left! QUICK! tinyurl.com/42c3e9y3
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Back from its rivery (is that a word?) the Comedy Carp is flapping (do fish flap?) it's way along the bank of the Avon towards The Cornerhouse Frome where it will land (do fish land?) in a colourful laughter stew of comedians from across the land (and sea).
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Tonight back at Pint & A Laugh in Bath, wearing a scarf, drinking a half, riding a giraffe while birthing a calf I’ll be doing a bit of standup. Tickets nearly sold out. Come! #standupcomedy #standup #bath #comedy #comedyshow #comedyposts #comedyclub – at Bath, England
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Plenty-o-gigs this month. Starting Monday I'll be back at Compulsive Comedy. Then wizzing around London and the south coast, and finally ending in a big dishevelled heap on the floor in Plymouth for Mirth Control. #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #newcomedy #dontdojokes #march
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What an absolutely amazing packed gig, in an amazing room at @comedyloft in Bristol. Thanks to all the audience and Ellis Lowe for setting the scene. #standupcomedy #standup #bristol #comedy
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This is happening and you're gonna miss it if you don't get your rod out! #comedy #standupcomedy #newcomedy #frome #somerset
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Packed house tonight at The Attic in Southampton, many comedians doing new stuff, topped off by Masai Graham. MC’d by the inimitable Geordy Geoff. Guess my new stuff went well, when two people are laughing and crying so hard it makes me laugh, I’ll take that as a win!
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This Wednesday I'll be back at one of my fave gigs, @pintandalaugh at The Sacracens Head in Bath. Would be great to see some of your there as I continue to embarrass myself in public. #newcomedy #standupcomedy #bath
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Absolutely packed gig tonight at The Eternal Optimist in Swindon for U Can’t Comedy. Thanks to @thetimdennis for promoting and MC ing the night. And I got to drive through Avebury, stop and look at the full moon. #standupcomedy #standup #swindon #theeternaloptimist #thetimdennis
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What an absolutely lovely gig tonight MCing at Compulsive Comedy presents the best in stand-up - Kilburn. Every act totally killed it, some really excellent acts doing new material. Thanks so much to the audience who were lovely and put up with some silliness from me
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Tonight I’ll be swimming to The Carlton Tavern in Maida Vale, London to MC this lovely little gig. No excuses, put your trunks and arm bands on and get down. #standupcomedy #standup #compulsivecomedy #london #maidavale
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Absolutely storming gig tonight at Follow Comedy Club for a sold out show. MC Joe Marchant killed it as did all the rest of the acts. Get down to Salisbury for the next one. #standupcomedy #standup #Salisbury
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Another in the occasional series of “Stunning Views From Hotel Windows While Doing Comedy Gigs”. This week, Manchester Piccadilly Travelodge. #standupcomedy #standup #ManchesterTop15
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