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Good morning my friends.
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Morning update.
I'm pretty good at pattern recognition. My money is Trump, satanyahoo, and sec of war crimes Pete light this shit up wed. the day after the midterm slaughter, hoping that blowing up power plants and schools distract you from their failures at home. Fuck Trump Fuck Israel Long Live The Republic
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No shit Sherlock.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Fed Chair Kevin Warsh says "inflation is too high."
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If you didn't know.
Breaking News kushner works for mossad & Her majesty Lady Lydsey Graham loved dick. Thank you captain obvious.
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No missile defense for the people who actually paid for it. Our government doesn't give a damn about us.
According to the Wall Street Journal, the US military has taken our Patriot Missile Defense System out of Texas and sent it to Israel in preparation for a new round of combat operations against Iran after the midterms. At the same time, the Intercept reports that "top defense officials are expressing increasing worry about the vulnerability of U.S. bases around the world and even within the United States..." Links in thread.
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Money changes everything.
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And some people won't admit we have been conned.
Name a bigger failure in the Trump administration than Lee Zeldin? While promising to Make America Healthy Again, his EPA has: • Moved to scrap drinking-water limits on 4 toxic PFAS “forever chemicals” • Sought to weaken mercury pollution standards • Allowed continued use of controversial pesticides like glyphosate. • Moved to weaken protections against arsenic pollution • Rolled back protections against cancer-causing ethylene oxide • Excluded microplastics from proposed mandatory drinking-water monitoring • Appointed former chemical-industry officials to key regulatory positions • Moved to reduce how certain public-health benefits are counted in pollution regulations How is any of this Making America Healthy Again?
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Too cute.
Me doing my exercises.. 😂
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I guess I should have warned you all that if you are looking for warm and uplifting posts about the United States government this is definitely the wrong account to be friends with. My bad.
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A common reaction to our government.
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Question: If Bibi looses the election today does Trump still have to fellate him on command or will that be over with? 🤷‍♂️
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He's a clever demon.
NEW: Netanyahu to potentially remain in power after privately indicating he’s willing to lead a more moderate coalition government and drop far right partners Itamar Ben-Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich while prioritizing normalization with Gulf countries.
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Once you see.
FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: ELECTION SEASON 🕶️ How I see elections ever since I got these damn sunglasses:
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Pathetic, just pathetic.
Can you imagine the leader of our country — the so-called leader of the Western world — waiting on election results in a tiny Middle Eastern state to decide his next move in the chaos he created by launching a war against the will of the majority of his own people and the world?
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