@RobertAuton

Writer and performer of some of what I write. I joined Twitter to spend more time with my phone. I am doing a tour of my show CAN in 2026

robauton.co.uk
Joined September 2009
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I am going to send an email to people on my mailing list in the next few days. This one has a fair bit in it about a squirrel I saw storing conkers. If you’d like to sign up you can do that right here robauton.co.uk/mailing-list
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Tomorrow I am doing my show ‘JUPITER’ in London at the Young Vic Theatre as part of Shedinburgh Festival. This will be the last time I do this show until my tour next year, tickets are on the Young Vic website. 3.10pm start. Cheers Rob
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Badger bathing in a pool of sweat
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LONDON- I am doing my show JUPITER at the YOUNG VIC this Saturday afternoon. 3.10pm. It is a story/hour comedic monologue about me being an estate agent on the planet Jupiter. If you would like to come it would be great to see you.
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★ ★ 𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗪 ★ ★ Two-time British Podcast Awards Gold winner along with many TV appearances - @RobertAuton is brining his brand new show 'JUPITER' to Dublin! 🪐😅 📆 4 April 2027 🎫 Secure your seats ~ bit.ly/4hqmiJf
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DUBLIN JUPITER SHOW ON SALE TODAY AT 10AM from Robauton.co.uk
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★ ★ 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗗 ★ ★ Multi-award-winning writer, performer, podcaster and actor @RobertAuton is returning to the stage in 2027 with his brand new show 'JUPITER' coming to Dublin on 4 April 2027! 😅 🎫 Tickets on sale Tomorrow at 10AM
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Tooooour. I am going on tour next year. I am also doing shows this year at @abercomedyfest.bsky.social on Oct 4th and the Young Vic in London as part of THE SHEDINBURGH FESTIVAL ON OCT 10 3pm. Tickets from robauton.co.uk
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People of Tooting
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Err I’m going to watch the Odyssey again, can I do it after?
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Last night I was woken by an idea for a line I had in a dream. I couldn’t believe how good this line was. I’d never heard anything like it. I wrote it down in my notes. The line was ‘The lethargy at the heart of a dog’s intuition’. It meant so much in the dream but now- nothing.
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Edinburgh 2026
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Rob Auton retweeted
Andy Bush
@bushontheradioJul 27
Incredible new Scarred for Life episode OUT NOW! This week we are joined by performer, writer & poet @RobertAuton to chat magpies, Narnia and Willie Lopez from ghost.
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Rob Auton retweeted
The Leadmill
@LeadmillJul 15
New Show - @RobertAuton 🚨 Following the success of his sell-out 2025-26 nationwide tour, multi-award-winning writer, performer, podcaster and actor Rob Auton is returning to Sheffield next April his thirteenth hour JUPITER. This show is a story about a time when Rob Auton had a job as an estate agent on the planet Jupiter. It is fiction. Tickets on sale Friday 17th July @ 10am from: leadmill.co.uk/event/rob-aut…
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Big thanks to Adam Buxton for having me on his podcast. We went on a walk along a canal in 2024 and recorded the conversation. The editor had their work cut out but the episode is now live from all the usual places if that sounds like something you’d be up for listening to. Word.
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Final work in progress shows of my new show JUPITER
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Shout out to the solar panels. They’re going to be busy today.
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This cat always looks like it's been selected in a photograph and has that glow effect around it.
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This week I am doing work in progress shows of my new show JUPITER in these places. Tuesday-Manchester Wednesday-Ealing Friday-Luton Saturday-Exeter Sunday-Bristol All details here robauton.co.uk
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