
a dairy-free Dakota Merrick Stan account π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ Olympic e-Athlete alphabet mafia π ANTIFA KING π #TeamJacobDeservesBetter Β―\_(γ)_/Β― he/him
North Of The Border
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Can't believe we just saw Nigella Lawson donning a knuckleduster then soggily top Paul Hollywood!
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I like when the sun is low and the trains shadow looks like a gigantic caterpillar galloping over green and golden fields in the autumn.
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New la roux album!!! After so long, and such a change of direction. I love it. I feel like this is going to change me a little better.
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The wildest part of Jeff Bezos' chia pet hair transplant is that his head and face shape REALLY suited being bald.
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I'd like to thank YouTube Music for Algorithmically generating a playlist from Brat, with the first song after 365 being Red Sun by Anna Von Hausswolff...
Musical WHIPLASH of the highest order (by two of this decades greatest)
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They need to invent an Edinburgh outdoor space that isn't full of weed stench, diesel fumes and cigarette smoke.
Some of us want to be able to breathe outdoors sometimes.
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This morning I procrastinated my engineering homework by learning how to create a new typeface.
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my favourite part about being millennial is feeding someone the crumbs of a juicy story, then sending this gif and not responding to anymore questions.
And yes, if voted in as MP I will be doing this live in the house of commons
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Forgot about the one o clock gun... I thought a builder had just dropped the world's biggest concrete slab out of a lorry
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Why do people who don't know how their phones work INSIST on doing every ticket purchase on their phone? YOU CANT WORK THE TRAIN STATION GATE BUY A PAPER TICKET
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I love dressing Up like a less slutty magnum pi. I just can't do shorts with that impact with my short legs because my balls WILL swing out.
We are real and our suffering is real
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γγγ³ Lindt Chocolate Beast π³οΈβπ retweeted
"Are you wearing the-"
"The charmander shoes? Yeah, I am"



