@RobynLEpstein

Art Historian. Cornell Archaeology. UCSB Art History. "Maybe to be powerful means to be fragile." -Ai Weiwei

 Santa Barbara, CA
Joined December 2012
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My brain wants me to be able to listen to music, watch TV, and read all at the same time but then hates me when I try to do it
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The man who ghosted me (but still follows me on Insta and watches my stories and has me in his close friends stories) hates the Dodgers and its made me so happy that he’s been forced to root for the Yankees (my team) in the World Series.
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Also, if the Yankees lose, I’ll still be happy because that means he’ll be so pissed that the Dodgers won. That’s karma for ghosting me out of nowhere after texting me everyday for over 2 months.
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I honestly hate Twitter now but came here because this is the only social media he doesn’t follow me on and if he somehow sees this anyway - good. I’m nice until you give me a reason not to be. I deserve better.
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Did anyone else sob uncontrollably during this performance? Just me?
Rolling Stone
@RollingStone5 Feb 2024
Joni Mitchell laughing at the end of "Both Sides Now," thumping her cane, the whole room (and world) under her spell, a rock star moment for the ages
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Just realized that the actor who plays Farleigh from Saltburn is also in Midsommar and that tracks what a genre
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First day of class and my computer decides today is the day to suddenly die 🙃
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Drunk and still got Wordle in 3
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Made the mistake of accidentally choosing the spot next to the heater at hot yoga… won’t do that again
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Best part of my night is when I get in bed and my cat comes and lays down on my lap while I do Wordle
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Of course my cat decides she wants to cuddle all night on the hottest night we’ve had all summer… she’s lucky she’s so cute
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Regretting not immediately leaving my Hinge date last week after learning he didn’t know what the Parthenon was. THE PARTHENON. And get this, dude has been to Greece. Red flag 🚩
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Thoughts and prayers - I’m trying hot yoga for the first time
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Me this weekend: told everyone at my cousins wedding (where it was outside and 99 degrees) that it doesn’t get that hot in SB SB today and tomorrow: 90 degrees 🙃
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Santa Barbara currently has the bad luck trifecta: hurricane, earthquake, and fire
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Weirdly it’s still sunny here in Santa Barbara? Tropical storm tomorrow but literal blue skies right now
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Lmaooooo of course this is happening right after I move to SoCal… thankfully I think SB might not get the worst of it
The Associated Press
@AP18 Aug 2023
Hurricane Hilary has grown rapidly to Category 4 strength off Mexico’s Pacific coast. It will weaken before reaching land but could become Southern California's first tropical storm in 84 years, causing “significant and rare impacts” including flooding. apnews.com/article/hurricane…

Powerful Hurricane Hilary heads for Mexico's Baja. Rare tropical storm watch issued for California

Hurricane Hilary is churning off Mexico’s Pacific coast as a powerful Category 4 storm threatening to unleash torrential rains on the mudslide-prone border city of Tijuana before heading into...

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Super interesting story about archaeology and collecting!!!
Gareth Harney
@OptimoPrincipi15 Aug 2023
1) On a summer's day in 2015, building contractors were excavating the foundations of what was to be a luxurious housing development in Tarrytown, New York, thirteen miles north of Manhattan. That was until the mechanised digger struck a mysterious stone object...
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Santa Barbara doesn’t do things halfway apparently because I was just rudely awoken by a bright flash of lightning and then a huge clap of thunder to then realize it is pouring rain. I’ve been here for almost 6 weeks and this is the first time I’ve seen it not be perfect weather.
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The way my brother's wedding is 10/29 and I will obviously be listening to this on repeat during my flights... also their wedding is going to be like, all blue (they're not even fans!) so do you think I can treat it as a 1989 TV party? No?
Taylor Swift
@taylorswift1310 Aug 2023
Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done because the 5 From The Vault tracks are so insane. I can’t believe they were ever left behind. But not for long! Pre order 1989 (Taylor’s Version) at taylor.lnk.to/1989TaylorsVer… 🩵😎🩵 📷: Beth Garrabrant
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I feel like if I show up to my cousin’s wedding at the end of the month still white as a sheet my family will make fun of my for never leaving my apartment even though the weather here in SoCal is perfect everyday so I’m trying to remedy that
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