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3x All American | 3x ARC Champion | 2x National Semifinalist | 2024 ARC DPOY | Full-time Murican | Parody | Not Affiliated with Parker Rochford or Wartburg FB |

Joined May 2024
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all 10 reps in the scrimmage today and I’m still mowing the lawn #badmf wearing that ankle brace just in case tho #urwelcomedanny
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Father Rocket Rochford retweeted
WE OWN THIS CITY!! #YOUBET #WINTERIZED
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21 yards of total offense?? Was I out there for the Pioneers? #rocketspeaks #hof
PIONEERS WIN!!! In a Top-10 battle, @UWPlattFootball rolls to a 42-0 shutout victory over UW-River Falls! The Pioneers totaled 471 yards of offense while holding the Falcons to just 21 total yards. #uwp #uwplatteville #platteville #wiac #d3fb
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That can’t be a real stat. Unreal #d3fb #holyshit
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how about the hawks though. Holy shit! #fuckmichigan
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ahhh, bye week… saw a Knight having a laid back relaxing evening in Wisconsin last night… good to see the guys. Told him to remind the guys of how Rocket used to kick back (14 cold Busch lights). Don’t forget I’m an #allamerican and #halloffamer
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 unrank these frauds #doodoo
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yeah, point stands. this was an insane non-con schedule for The Burg. Time to disassemble every team in the ARC, one week at a time #d3fb
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ggs to river falls today. They came prepared to play & that showed right away. The Burg will now run through every dogshit team in the ARC, and improve as they do so. We’ll see one of two teams in the playoffs, and things should look different then #goknights
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ngl they got us again. close game tho burg deserves to move up. Much better than those fucks up at Bethel #MNsucks #moveusto2 #goknights
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Adam Link or Parker Rochford?? Can’t tell the difference… #stillhim #NCCpussies
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7-0 Knights. Dawson Rudd when we needed him most: #baller #goalline #youknow
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Got the green dot so NCC can’t steal signs this year #fuckNCC #RevengeTour #nastyblacks
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too many white shirts featured in this video prolly bc there’s no Parker Rochford on the team. Would like to see my brother tho #familyties #daddyshome
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Not enough d3 standouts get a chance at the NFL… #stillafreeagent #signme
What opinion about D3 would have you like this?
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Father Rocket Rochford retweeted
A thought. Hey @CollegeGameDay. If you want to take a break from the run of the mill places you take your show, why not come to Waverly, Iowa September 12th or September 19th? The purest level of the sport played in a great environment? Who says no? #d3fb
The @WartburgFB team will host both participants in last year's @NCAADIII championship game during its 2026 non-conference season. We discuss how the schedule came together with Knights coach @winterc22 #d3fb soundcloud.com/darin-1718429…
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𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀⚔️ The 2026 Wartburg football schedule is set - let the countdown to kickoff begin. #GoKnights
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❄️🦸🏽‍♂️. #DABEARS
We just loss a playoff game to a nigga w purple nails we fkn suk bear azz! Bare ass!!! We don’t deserve to be in the playoffs. Straight like that.
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A Parker Rockford parody account. Goddamn do I fucking love D3.
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