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"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" (no affiliation with Nickelodeon. NSFW accounts go away.)

Joined October 2026
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"Good Morning Parody Crew!" #MVRP #PARODYTWITTER
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I'm not fucking sorry bro.
Guys I fucked up badly. I fell asleep playing Fortnite last night and now I鈥檓 on the real fucking Fortnite island. I can bet you those two dunderheads did this so they can get that token before I do! I鈥檓 gonna do everything in my power to get it. Will give an update soon.
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You'll find that token one day. Stay determined.
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Replying to @FortniteStatus
@FortniteStatus Can you fix the Gary decal on the Patty Wagon pretty please?
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Squidward is cheating on me with a random on fortnite #fucklovesquiddy
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Patrick Star retweeted
If you guys wanna join an ASYM made by me & NOT squidward I suggest joining mine! NN (Nautical Nightmares) is a SpongeBob Squarepants asymmetrical Roblox game that's not horror related in anyway and it instead uses villains from the show as the games killers! [+]
Hi guys, It鈥檚 me Squidward Tentacles. Yes the real one you see on the show. You remember that asym I keep talking about making? Yeah I鈥檓 making it real. We have basically NOTHING on the team except for a single VA so we鈥檇 like to get this project off the ground! [+]
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I'm gonna put a curse on squidward so he never gets that fuck ass pirate token
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I don't have high hopes for the mini season. The pirate theme is a good idea but it's executed poorly due to it not adding these other pirate themed properties but instead they add 2 Rappers, Teto, & a 4th Miku variant as the selling point for the season. [+]
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Random Kid
Uhh. I dunno where the hell I am but you look hella guy person that鈥檚 conveniently next to me. Like super duper mega gay.
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If you guys wanna join an ASYM made by me & NOT squidward I suggest joining mine! NN (Nautical Nightmares) is a SpongeBob Squarepants asymmetrical Roblox game that's not horror related in anyway and it instead uses villains from the show as the games killers! [+]
Hi guys, It鈥檚 me Squidward Tentacles. Yes the real one you see on the show. You remember that asym I keep talking about making? Yeah I鈥檓 making it real. We have basically NOTHING on the team except for a single VA so we鈥檇 like to get this project off the ground! [+]
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NN is gonna be using the designs from the show instead of making new ones. If there's any worry about the game getting taken down don't worry! We have a work around for that to ensure that we can still play as our beloved sea creatures! [+]
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I have an announcement too and it's gonna be way better than his
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Plankton is green
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I love the concept for the SpongeBob skin because it'd be a good work around for him to be a skin cause it's technically not SpongeBob
That Fortnite treasure hunters season is already ass because you can tell they gave up on the theme and not having these two be part of it
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I think I hear Squidward crying in his house.. 馃槰 #sendlovetosquiddy
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How does one get rid of a neighbor
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I got banned for 12 hours cause of what I said to Squidward. I'm sorry Squidward.
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