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Why all notifications come be like incoming transfer for my face like this?

Spot the ass that said "Barca doesn't make me feel important" 🤡

Omo I just saw my ex and I hid. God abeg now, answer me sef

Hustling this hard to give my parents the treatment they deserve God if you want to bless me, do that now, not when they're gone

You are up this early? If you no chop sleep yesterday, you no go wake?

Imagine racing to be the best that can be decided with Abt 15 criteria, only to end up clinging to goal records your rival will break anyway just so you can say “I did it first”? Who won the first Ballon d’Or? First Champions League winners? First World Cup champions? It’s useless once someone else does it too. Messi will own you totally soon. Chill time puts everyone in their place.

Regardless of what's going on, always remember to smile.

Grateful soul, pause and say: Grateful I've come this far, grateful for another opportunity.

Zero helper, 100 advisors.

This bum won't let me release my draft that I prepared for almost 2 hours. He scored a perfect hat trick 😭😭

"Ballon d'Or has lost its credibility," said by a 🤡

You didn’t win the Ballon d’Or of All Time. You won the Ballon d’Or of Whoever Paid the Most. Now it’s official a fool at 40 is a fool forever and remember you're 41 Your fans just spent their last euros to remind the world you still need them to keep your name alive. Same award you never collected on a real podium… yet you throw yourself at every little chance like a man terrified of being forgotten. Oh poor Ronaldo.

We're adults. Mutual effort or nothing. If you want to be chased, get a dog. U are not mad!

E be like say God don dey misunderstand me. My complain na about money, e no be say life tire me. Cos why I dey dream dey see dead people? Make una help me o

Na Rodri steal Yamal vote, he finished Fourth. See Kane and Olise. See Bellingham and Mbappé Why tf will you finish 4th my guy?

Omo make lamine go lock in oo . E dey turn Arsenal of Ballon d'Or small small. Baba go World Cup go stink, come dey talk say only those wey understand football go know the importance of attracting two defenders 😂 Yamal just dash Kane this award. Imagine free award o, just turn up. Even if na 4 goals e get for World Cup.

The difference is 24 hours. Thank you, French Football.

At least Yamal will understand now that Football does not end by attracting two defenders

Well masterclass from French football. I just discovered that if Lamine won the Ballon d’Or, there’s a certain huge amount of money Barça will have to pay. We were supposed to enter gbese tonight, but French football saved Laporta. Now Yamal, they doubted you. Let them pay. Alavés and Levante will pay.