CaptainMorgan⚔️

Blessing your timeline with my sweet boy ❤️

“Idk. Open your bible or something!?” 🫠

I’m 28. The look on peoples faces when I tell them I have 4 kids makes me laugh everytimmmeee 😆

The genes on my dad’s side are so strong. Raymond is convinced lotus is his twin. But our daughter is literally white with red hair. That’s all me babyyyy 🤣

I 100% believe half the women i lift with think my ass is fake. Just ask pookie. You can even touch it 😛

How the fuck do you even withdrawal money from an ATM without a fucking card????

Never been so proud of my mom.

Totaled my car bc some guy stopped on the FREEWAYYY and now I’m stuck waiting for the pay off to fall off my credit so I can get a new car. ✨lovely✨

My Insurence would rather pay out my car then pay to have it fixed. Make that make sense. 🙃🙃

Lotus picks her boogers and then freaks out about them being on her fingers and tricks me EVERYTIME to grab it off her hand and then laughs when I realize it’s a booger!!

I never pictured myself as a “gym girly” but let me tell you, the shit I have been putting my body thru these past months has been paying off. I havnt fit into a medium anything since high school! 😩😩 now I just need my hair to grown 🥲🙃 lol

The universe is telling me to rewatch one tree hill … 😫

“Your network is unstable” Bitch, I’m unstable now play the damn video 😤😤

Working two jobs is literally killing me. I could make more money shaking my ass. 🙃🙃🙃

I have never been so annoyed in my entire life. 😒

I literally only need my Starbucks and Flum to get through the day 🤟🏽

Picked the kids up and told Ben to say by to Letty and give her a hug because it was his last day and he did and he told her “I love you, i go to school okay” 🥹🥹🥹

It’s 1000 degrees outside and lotus is the blankie girl who can’t leave without her damn fluffy blankie 🙃🙃🙃

My job is giving me an opportunity to go to Mississippi. 18 year old me would be so proud of the person I am today 🥲