@Roll_gin

Voice actor. Book narrator. Public speaker. Emcee. Copy writer. But I'm way more fun than any of those words describe.

 Montana, USA
Joined July 2011
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Remain unvaccinated. #WaysToGoViral
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Fires and floods #ApocalypseWarningSigns
Batteries. #WhatItTakesToStayInControl
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Fifty Shakes Of Gray #MakeAFilmOrSongAwkward #prostateproblems
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Long Black Load #MakeAFilmOrSongAwkward
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QUIT Carryin' on My Way-word Son #GrouchySongs
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Long Black Mood #GrouchySongs
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Force yourself to stand next to a Storm Trooper.#FatherlyAdviceFromDarthVader
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I ordered a rare stake. #ThingsDraculaNeverSaid
You coughin' ? Let me spend the night in you.... 😈 #ThingsDraculaNeverSaid
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How am I supposed to see the back of my head????!#ThingsDraculaNeverSaid
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It could use more garlic....#ThingsDraculaNeverSaid
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#AndTheNextThingYouKnow there's a fly in the House.
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Trying to text at the red light. Hit every green one. #ICanTotallyRelateToThat
Turning off the radio in order to parallel park. #ICanTotallyRelateToThat
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Just TEXT me. #ICanTotallyRelateToThat
Sick of political ads, COVID, "On the road again" ads. Still can't stop watching TV. #ICanTotallyRelateToThat
Kia Farrow #CelebVehicles
Liz Lemon #CelebVehicles
Chevy Van Go#CelebVehicles
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