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Lalo♿️

@Rollingoffside

was born to just sit and watch football

 Pico Rivera, CA
Joined December 2019
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I can’t believe today I witnessed history! Very intense and action packed game. Got to see #LAFC lifted it’s first #MLSCup! I also saw @KellynAcosta and @GarethBale11 score, both who will be in Qatar in a few weeks. Vamos Black and Gold! 🖤💛
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“Decision day” and it’s just to see which teams play the wildcard games
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Buying $18 beer from the vending machine at BMO
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Please bench Son, Bouanga, and Walta these last 2 games
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I think the whole league is working together to get this guy to 1,000 goals lol
Johnny Cortes (@johnnycortes) profile pictureJohnny Cortes
@johnnycortesOct 29
This isn't a serious league man 😭.
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I’m excited for this. Less room for error. LAFC can’t just chill in 3rd for weeks without winning.
LAFC (@LAFC) profile pictureLAFC
@LAFCOct 29
Mark your calendars 🗓️ Our 2027 @MLS Sprint Season schedule has dropped. 🎟️ lafc.me/3ZZVaYV #LAFC | @Ticketmaster
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Playoffs clinched so the next two games don’t matter then international break… Going be 3 weeks until LAFC plays a meaningful match. Bring on Godzilla minus zero!
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Sí, gringo. México es super socialista. Por eso tenemos a todas tus putas empresas de mierda en el país: McDonald's, Carl's Jr., Wal Mart, American Eagle, Burger King, Coca Cola, Pottery Barn, Cheesecake Factory, Sears, Chilis, Converse, Pepsi. Ya hasta hay Dairy Queen.
Stephen du Buis 🇺🇸 (@W4DUB) profile pictureStephen du Buis 🇺🇸@W4DUBOct 28
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Announcing a new deflection rule
Major League Soccer (@MLS) profile pictureMajor League Soccer
@MLSOct 28
Make sure to tune-in to Apple TV tonight at 6:30pm ET for a special announcement. 📅👀 📺: soc.cr/3UVcqi6
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Immediately gets ban when they see a Portland Timbers home game
Favian Renkel (@FavianRenkel) profile pictureFavian Renkel
@FavianRenkelOct 28
It’s time for MLS to start heavily marketing itself in China.
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@hxneydeeOct 28
EL PIOJO ALVARADO
cat memes (@hardcatmemes) profile picturecat memes
@hardcatmemesOct 27
My cat was born with a mullet
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Kinda fucked the story that ended up being false got more coverage than the poor kid who got injured. It was only posted on reddit. Hope little dude is okay.
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Favian Renkel (@FavianRenkel) profile pictureFavian Renkel
@FavianRenkelOct 28
This is why El Tráfico is by far the best rivalry in MLS. We have three separate controversies after the match all reaching national media. #LAFC #MLS #LA
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Hyping up Bouanga when he takes on a defender
Josh Gross (@yay_yee) profile pictureJosh Gross@yay_yeeOct 26
“You see when I go to the left, my feeling is, I don’t know, I want to kill someone,” Bouanga said.
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Mijo gate and spit guy is letting Delgado get away with gifting Galaxy the first goal
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I have laughed at this video before My name is Mark Delgado I play for LAFC
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La Liga makes my Twitter feed so entertaining lmaoo
EFE Noticias (@EFEnoticias) profile pictureEFE Noticias
@EFEnoticiasOct 27
#ÚLTIMAHORA | La televisión estatal china suspende las emisiones de LaLiga tras la polémica con Mbappé.
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Crying man. It’s possible for the US to generate world class footballers but they’re too racist to ever benefit from it. Wym you called the cops on him because the white kids couldn’t get the ball off him
LUCIÁ 🌸 (@dave__emma) profile pictureLUCIÁ 🌸
@dave__emmaOct 25
Nevada masterclass flow 3 years old ⭐️
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Going to release some stress caused by LAFC playing tug of war with my dog
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Roberto Haz
@tudimebetoOct 26
Harry Kane ganó el Balón de Oro y me acordé de cómo terminó sin voz en el partido contra México en el Estadio Azteca jajajaja. Fue un honor luchar hasta el final contra esa Inglaterra en el Mundial.
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Mike
@BlueCFM_Oct 26
Ahora Edson Álvarez puede decir que no pudo con el Balón de Oro 💀
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Edson puede decir que contribuyó a que alguien ganara un balón de oro, gritalo con todo mi pinche capitán de agua, esto también es tuyo. Puto pendejo
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Ballon d'Or (@ballondor) profile pictureBallon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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