Its usually the biggest pieces of shit too.
Adult bullying is far more calculated than people realize. It is destroying someone's reputation with lies, turning people against them, humiliating them in public, deliberately excluding them, and withholding information to watch them fail. It is knowing exactly how to hurt someone while making it look like they are the problem. And some of the worst bullying happens among fully grown adults who should know better
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NOBODY watches you harder than jealous-spirited people who belittle you, throw shade at you, or sneak hate jokingly, all while quietly copying you bar for bar.
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Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day!
10/24/26
10² + 24² = 26²
This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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As a man it seems hard for people to understand that you need time out of your day where you do absolutely nothing other than whatever it is you want to do.
People seem to think every minute of your day is supposed to be occupied with some type of productivity.
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Underrated life advice: Keep your personal burn rate low. Cheaper car. Smaller house than the bank says you can afford. No payment you'd panic about if work got weird. Low expenses aren't about being cheap. Low expenses give you options. And options = freedom.
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600 year blip in human history is finally coming to an end. One of the great historical ironies is watching people in former European colonial powers lament the hollowing out of their nation-states, the erosion of monetary sovereignty, and the growing influence of unelected bureaucratic institutions like the European Commission and the European Central Bank over their economic and political lives. Then there's the hysteria surrounding immigration, with people insisting that their national identities, cultures, and ways of life are being fundamentally transformed by outsiders. Yet these are precisely the kinds of transformations European colonial powers imposed on much of the world for centuries: the destruction of indigenous political sovereignty, the subordination of local economies to external institutions, the imposition of foreign monetary and administrative systems, and the deliberate restructuring of colonized societies. The historical irony is that many Europeans now invoke the sanctity of national sovereignty and cultural preservation without recognizing how systematically their own states denied those very principles to the rest of the world.
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I interacted with several Notre Dame fans entering BYU's stadium yesterday.
Every single one was delightful.
Decked out head to toe in Notre Dame gear, full of energy and excitement, yet friendly and respectful.
That's what college football should be.
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Building the ideal NFL roster based entirely on their relationship situation:
QB: Married to an above-average looking woman he met before he was famous. Attractive, supportive, but not Madison Beer hot. QB1 cannot have distractions.
RB: Knocked up his college girlfriend sophomore year. Still with her. 3 kids. Rumored mistress that everyone in the organization knows about but nobody discusses. May have one domestic violence charge that got dropped.
WR1: Completely single. Zero responsibilities. Following 4,700 women on Instagram. Let him cook.
WR2: Dating an Instagram model with 800k followers. Relationship is extremely toxic. Somehow this makes him better.
Slot WR: White guy married to a beautiful mid blonde. Golden retriever. Two kids. Lives 12 minutes from the facility. Automatic on 3rd & 7.
TE: Dating a famous actress/singer who gets shown during every broadcast. Annoying but necessary for team morale.
LT/RT: Married to high school sweethearts. Southern women. Three kids minimum. Own homes on 5+ acres. Absolutely zero nightlife.
Guards: Also married. Wives are best friends. Joint family vacations every offseason.
Center: Has been with the same woman since 8th grade. She packs his lunch.
WR3: Single, but not famous enough to pull WR1 numbers. Gets the girls WR1 stopped responding to.
Kicker: Wife is inexplicably a 10. Nobody understands how he did it.
Punter: You have literally no idea if he has ever spoken to a woman.
This team goes 14-3.




















