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In hindsight, what the actual fuck were they thinking?
Ron Bearface π»ββοΈ Paw-Bearer πΎ π§ π’ retweeted
Same actor btw
Godzilla Godzilla
Minus One Minus Zero
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Happy bearthday Kallik! He's 4 years old today
Ron Bearface π»ββοΈ Paw-Bearer πΎ π§ π’ retweeted
My little polar bear went to the kitchen to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but she didn't come back yet..
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Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmon
they're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7
the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on them
as few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmon
the usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice off
but the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmon
so instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day:
> two cameras watch every salmon that swims past
> AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse
> then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away
> the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead
we now live in a world where AI lasers do pest control on your dinner lmao
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Just a bear hugging Jesus.
Good night, yβall.
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Phil Burnell, the Ozempig, has been sitting in settings for like 10 minutes begging and pleading with chat to help him block group invites. He has been getting spammed to the point where the game is unplayable. This is probably the funniest stream he has done all year.
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Replying to @SCHIZO_FREQ
My type is girls who are cute and nice to me
Last time he was on shore he caused a smooth 30k in property damage btw
Absolute Chad of a seal never change
Tasmaniaβs notorious βNeil The Sealβ is back on land & wreaking havoc π¦
[via/ X @jonzzy ]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The attached video is from July 2026, not November as the post implies. There is no evidence that Neil has returned to Tasmania since he left in July 11th.
x.com/jonzzy/status/β¦
cnn.com/2026/07/11/worβ¦
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Good Morning to all the drunk raccoons eating fermented apples this time of year.


































