Life is too short for tenure. So I stopped professing and started living, practicing law, and writing. Sports, heuristics, family, unordered lists.
Waco, TX USA
Joined December 2008
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Our firm's CC account was acquired by @usbank. We didn't choose it. Who would? Companies differ in their resistance to the "A" in AI. But this company leads a novel charge against the "I." Once I learn Morse Code, I'll cancel. #sludge sequel. @CassSunstein
Our firm's CC account was acquired by @usbank. We didn't choose it. Who would? Companies differ in their resistance to the "A" in AI. But this company leads a novel charge against the "I." Once I learn Morse Code, I'll cancel. #sludge sequel. @CassSunstein
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.@WacoStormClub 2029 Brewer's Lincoln Ryan (@lincolnryanbb) hammers this one over the center fielder’s head for a double.
Live Oak Classical (TX) 2029 #uncommitted
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RoryRyan retweeted
Another XBH!
@WacoStormClub 2029 Brewer's Lincoln Ryan (@Lincolnryanbb) strokes an RBI triple to left center for his third extra-base hit of the game. #FiveToolHitting
Live Oak Classical (TX) 2029 #uncommitted
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RoryRyan retweeted
ON A ROPE 🥶
@WacoStormClub 2029 Brewer's Lincoln Ryan (@Lincolnryanbb) comes up and fires a rocket into third base to nab the runner trying for third. #FiveToolDefense #FiveToolArm
Live Oak Classical (TX) 2029 #uncommitted
#BregmanWS
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Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1:
Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight?
Me: Yes they're done.
Partner: Why are they still dirty?
Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.
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Had 2 HR’s and a triple for 7RBI’s vs Frost @PSTxHSBaseball
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BOMB ALERT! @lincolnryanbb & @ColtonOmo6 went yard tonight at Falcon Park!
Ryan was 3 for 4 with TWO BOMBS & a Triple for SEVEN RBIs!
Omo was 1 for 2 with a Solo Homer & 2 walks. Omo also pitched 3 innings striking out EIGHT & allowing no hits or walks.
@PSTxHSBaseball
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This switch-hitting thing is fun (sometimes). Triple from right side then double from left. Plenty of struggles so have to celebrate the highlights. #15uWacoStorm
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Swing-path Friday night. Good bookmark for both swings near the end of switch-hitting year one.
Texas Rangers honor Midway 12U Little League as team embarks on historic run kwtx.com/2025/07/29/texas-ra…
By 1:00pm during Texas summers, sane people head indoors. Seems like the time I would OPEN a public library on the weekend, not close it. #crazyaboutreading?
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Lincoln Ryan (29 TX) drills this for a deep fly triple. Big LH strength for age & gets into it easy. #SunshineTX @Texas_PG
Seinfeldian moment of 2024:
Attendant at table inside gymnasium: "Admission $6. No cash, scan that code."
Me: "Probably user error, but it's not working."
Attendant: "Yeah, people can't usually get reception in here."
***
And scene
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I'm giving a Supreme Court Update this evening. And because (I've heard from others) the topics can feel distant and highfalutin, I'm opening with some entertaining exchanges during OA. This one may be my favorite.
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Excited to be part of another new program from @TexasBarCLE. I wish this one was around when I was first starting out! #appellatetwitter
