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If you want to play the role of a medical doctor so badly, go to medical school.
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when i’m studying my notes and i eventually come across those abbreviations i swore i’d understand later.
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Her reply was as expected. It is like pitching Japa to an old consultant, you won't expect most of them to agree with you and tell you to leave. They will tell you how they start small, did house job, residency and then build their own practice facility from the scratch. They will expect you to do the same but one thing they won't tell you is how they bought cars during house jobs, they won't tell you how the money they earned as house officers and resident is far valuable than what they are earning now. They won't tell you how u will need to work 10x than them to achieve what they currently have. Like it or not their advice is solid but they forget that we are currently disadvantaged by the stupidity of the government and no amount of hard work without crime can set us apart.
I pitched my Japa idea to a big mummy a few hours ago, and she listened to it. I told her what I’ve saved and what is left to achieve it and if I’m helped, by the end of 2027 I should be out of Nigeria. She said “ women of nowadays are very ambitious, in our days family was everything( she didn’t see the need to help me). I’m putting this here because I’m going to quote this one day from a different country with my loving husband and kids.
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You posted this to laugh at them and it’s showing in your replies. You are not just a horrible person, you are a coward.
The Mboppo culture of Akwa Ibom and Cross River people is so beautiful.
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Replying to @detoke__
How is your husband?
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You’re more likely to get a free cut if you told your Barber you were getting married😂 I think makeup artists do that shit because they think the brides have billed the Husbands outrageously for it and just want to share in the loot😂 They see it as an eat all you can party.
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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House Officer after diagnosing Ludwig angina and referring to the cardiologist
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the nigerian urge to keep a nylon because you never know when life will need that particular nylon
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Pidgin wey Nigerians dey yarn dey really offend outsiders LMAO Makes me want to use it even more cos???
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السلايدات اللي يبونها
نحن مجموعة طلاب طب نطالب الدكاتره يوقفون استخدام الAI للسلايدات
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If na +234 now, they go don use “A 75 years old man presented…” finish you
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The doctors in the clinic are?
Replying to @Templegaurd
This is just sad sha, something must have led to the acute kidney injury. I feel it's time we start having medical officers attached to the camp clinics.
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The problem is, you people want to discuss all medical issues on this app as if you’re in a medical conference room. You don’t treat your professional knowledge with the sanctity it deserves. Every small thing, cho cho cho cho cho
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Same you wey go convulse if them call you Lab Tech, wey go look down on SLT but na chemical pathologist dey enter your eye thief.
With all due respect, wrap this shit up. Nothing concerns us and your pathway.
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Thank you for your tweet. Unfortunately, we are no longer accepting this topic as viable discourse in 2026. Thank you and good luck in future endeavors.
JSYK An average medical student from UI or OAU is not on the same level as an average medical student from Babcock or ABUAD.
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Doctors soon!💙
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Replying to @popoolaadaniel
You missed the last one, chronic MO, after emeritus prof
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Introducing Olufunmike Alabi (MB;BS Accident)
Replying to @asemota
We’ve been in trouble for a long time. My first ECG was perfect and the doctor ( in PH) was telling me there was a problem with it. Thank Jesus I had accidentally read a book about heart diseases and ECGs. He was probably hoping for a bribe. When I called him out, he backtracked
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Random FUTA Physiology student interpreting Torsades de pointes. Behind are Cardiology consultants and registrars learning from a fountain of knowledge
Replying to @thepatients_pt
ECG reading that 200L Physiology students in FUTA play around with lol.
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Learn ECG twice forget it 3 times
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