Tweets random thoughts and questionable humour, every once in a while

Joined December 2021
πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
30
😎
8
30
5
164
2,887
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
8
2
2
31
901
Me trying to like a post before my TL refreshes
13
2
1
35
875
β°πŸ˜‚πŸŽΆ
9
6
2
36
1,056
πŸ‘»πŸ€£
14
6
1
36
819
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
7
1
1
28
679
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
9
1
1
29
828
πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
15
12
2
83
2,377
Todays word Smotherfuckery ... a swift, decisive intervention deployed when someone starts talking absolute bullshit
5
3
1
15
462
πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
6
2
1
23
654
πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
I wish my nan had asked for my consent before she hugged and kissed me. I nearly swallowed her false teeth once.
7
1
24
616
Todays word Cuntflummery ... when that one cunt disguises their complete lack of knowledge beneath an elaborate performance of importance
15
5
3
33
1,357
😁
16
1
47
621
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
7
2
1
42
824
Todays word Wankleton ... a pompous little dickhead who behaves as though they possess extraordinary intelligence
13
2
2
26
721
β€œGet a dog they said, they're always happy to see you… Mine: what the fuck you doing home?”
17
5
64
941
πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
3
2
1
15
447
Todays word Cuntcerning ... when someone’s behaviour is so spectacularly cunty that it’s no longer just fucking annoying, it’s fucking concerning
9
2
1
30
738
πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
10
1
1
24
682