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The OG , but not so legendary copycat slasher! taste just like original with a fraction of the sequels.

Camp Crystal Lake NJ
Joined January 2018
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Rob is to MAGA as Tom Cruise is to Scientology.
Dear Jimmy Kimmel, In your semi-apology tonight, you LIED AGAIN. You were not making โ€œlightโ€ of Mr. Kirkโ€™s death. The suspension you justly received last week was for FALSELY ACCUSING, MAGA and Republicans โ€œone of their ownโ€ you said, for the murder of our friend Charlie Kirk when it was in fact just another in the long line of Murderous Leftist Lunatics who killed Charlie, who get their inspiration to kill from YOUR DANGEROUS LEFTIST RHETORIC. You and your other Late Night Hostโ€™s and the other illiberal mediaโ€™s constant propagandizing and demonizing fellow Americans as fascists and Nazis have created the atmosphere where Leftists feel that killing people who think differently is justified. And you were NOT even telling it in the form of joke either. You liar. Even your own ABC affiliates are bored and sickened by your constant political indoctrination by comedic imposition and refuse to air your show. Free Speech is indeed all speech. We must even protect the speech that we loathe. Well, most Americans are decent God fearing people and we loathe your speech but will continue to support your right to speak it freely. But we donโ€™t have to watch. And we wonโ€™t. Signed, America
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Finally a new Protocol Droid to help around the house!
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Who knew that "World AIDS Day" was an LGBTQ Holiday?
Replying to @noelplum
It's a lot more of the year here in the USA. February 20-26 Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week March Bisexual Health Awareness Month March 1 Zero Discrimination Day March 31 International Transgender Day Of Visibility April 6 Asexuality Day (the first was celebrated in 2021!) April 22 Day of Silence April 26 International Lesbian Visibility Day May 17 International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia May 19 Agender Pride Day May 22 Harvey Milk Day May 24 Pansexual & Panromantic Visibility Day June Pride Month June 5 HIV Long-Term Survivorโ€™s Awareness Day June 12 Pulse Remembrance Day June 28 Stonewall Riots Anniversary July 6 Omnisexual Visibility Day July 11ย  -17 Non-Binary Awareness Week July 14 International Non-Binary Day July 16 International Drag Day August 14 Gay Uncle Day September 16-22 Bisexual Awareness Week September 23 Bisexual Visibility Day October LGBT History Month October 11 National Coming Out Day October 20 International Pronoun Day October 21 Spirit Day October 24 Asexual Awareness Week October 26 Intersex Awareness Day November ย Trans Awareness Month November 6 Transgender Parent Day November 8 Intersex Day Of Remembrance November 13-19 Trans Awareness Week November 20 Transgender Day Of Remembrance December 1 World AIDS Day December 8 Pansexual Pride Day December 10 Human Rights Day We have a freaking "Gay Uncle day!"
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Don't Touch: A Holiday Tradition "He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake."
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Roy Burns ๐Ÿš‘ retweeted
Which one?
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Jason's day out. #Horrorfam
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#CampBlood time #Horrorfam! These #Cyberdyne Screwheads picked the wrong Camp
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Did you know @HappyCamperGurl was so good with a sledge? Said she learned it from @LeatherfaceIM
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You can't have #CampBlood without @JasonLVoorhees and his mommy cutting in @PamVoorhees1980
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Roy Burns ๐Ÿš‘ retweeted
Replying to @RoyTheImposter
I wanna play!
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I don't know who keeps sending these things but I am getting tired of smashing them. #Horrorfam
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. . . you know what. Keep'em coming. I am having a great workout!!!
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Look what the lake coughed up. Thanks for the backup sloth! @JasonVoorheesIM
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#horrorfam If anyone else runs into these things. . . They have an explodey bit right here! #terminator
I don't know who keeps sending these things but I am getting tired of smashing them. #Horrorfam
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You talk a big game! What's your plan for this guy?
Except falling out of a barn end getting impaled on some spikes
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Seriously. . .. @HappyCamperGurl ? @FreddyKruegerIM help a slasher out here?
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