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Princess* Luna

@RoyalNightShift

Problematic Pony Princess (Parody, non-RP)

 Canterlot, Equestria
Joined April 2011
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“It’s what it’s.”
Princess* Luna (@RoyalNightShift) profile picturePrincess* Luna@RoyalNightShift1 Jan 2021
This year, I resolve to finally start using contractions! It’is long overdue. Look, I’am trying. #NewYearsResolutions #MLPFiM
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#HappyNewYear What will the Moon look like on your birthday this year? Will it be nearly full? 🌕 Or perhaps a thin crescent? 🌒 Show us with your Moon emoji! go.nasa.gov/3nZNlNg

Moon Phases 2021

A shortened version of the phase and libration of the Moon for 2021, at hourly intervals.

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This year, I resolve to finally start using contractions! It’is long overdue. Look, I’am trying. #NewYearsResolutions #MLPFiM
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Look outside. Is it night? It is? Will it be ANY darker at midnight? No? Then HAPPY NEW YEAR because time is an illusion.
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The night shall last forever!
rhymes with purple (@GenericBologna) profile picturerhymes with purple@GenericBologna25 Dec 2020
In 5 words or less, start a fight without politics
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Happy Hearth’s Warming! May your day be joyful and bright... if you enjoy that sort of thing. Direct any complaints about the day to Celestia.
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I have already over-eaten and #HearthsWarming has not even commenced yet. Retirement REIGNS. #MLPFiM
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A Happy Hearth’s Warming Eve to all except the Rainbow Door Dash delivery mare who keeps eating my hay fries. No, I do not use Rainbow Door Dash. She just sneaks in and takes them! #MLPFiM #HearthsWarming
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Slanderous allegations about my dietary habits are made. Also: I *clearly* give Ms. Fluttershy the best hug of her life.
Nevaylin (@Nevaylin) profile pictureNevaylin@Nevaylin5 Dec 2020
Describe an MLP episode as poorly as possible.
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™ ™ ™ ™ ™ ™ ™ ™ ™ !!!!
Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost) profile pictureMeredith Frost
@MeredithFrost1 Dec 2020
Cool shot of the full moon passing through North Windows Arch in Arches National Park, Utah by photographer Zach Cooley
Image from Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost)
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The ponies crowd around you. Is it trying to speak? Purple asks. Interpretive dance? White suggests. Death throes, Blue mutters. Trying to pass SOME meaning on, you flail suggestively, launching a final SPLASH at… [NOTE: This will choose the next viewpoint pony!] #intfic
34%Princess Luna
17%Princess Celestia
16%Starlight Glimmer
34%Twilight Sparkle
103 votes • Final results
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Pegasus, Unicorn, Earth Pony
♡♥Jans♡♥ (@GoldenJans) profile picture♡♥Jans♡♥@GoldenJans4 Nov 2020
Can y’all even name the 3 branches of government?
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Granny Smith said that I had “one of the best” Nightmare Moon costumes she had seen that night. “One of the best”. I have questions.
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Oh, most *splendid*. Quick, adorable, and a newly acquired taste for flesh. Twitter, I must away. Unlike SOMEPRINCESS*, I do not rely on Twilight to solve every probl— PIP! NO! NO BITING! LookIgottagobyeeeeee
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Gallus, I know you mean well and our species have cultural differences, but “maple candied bacon” does not *actually* fall into the “candy” category. If you would be so kind as t— Pip! PIP! YOU SPIT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW! NO. *NO*. DO NOT- DID YOU SWALLOW?
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UPDATE: YOU MAY ALSO STAY MY DREAD HOOF WITH TRIBUTES OF SUGARY BREAKFAST CEREAL NOTHING WITH RAISINS
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ONCE AGAIN, I SHALL SHARE THE OFFICIAL NIGHTMARE NIGHT PLAYLIST BEHOLD
Image from Princess* Luna (@RoyalNightShift)
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NYahahAHAHAHahahahAAAAA! COWER, TINY FOALS! FOR I, NIGHTMARE MOON, SHALL STALK TO YOU FROM AT LEAST SIX FEET AWAY!!! …this year is so weird. #MLPFIM #NightmareNight
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“stalk to you”. Fantastic. I am already dreading the notes I expect I shall receive from Sparkle.
Princess* Luna (@RoyalNightShift) profile picturePrincess* Luna@RoyalNightShift1 Nov 2020
NYahahAHAHAHahahahAAAAA! COWER, TINY FOALS! FOR I, NIGHTMARE MOON, SHALL STALK TO YOU FROM AT LEAST SIX FEET AWAY!!! …this year is so weird. #MLPFIM #NightmareNight
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“Princess* Luna, I have reviewed the historical record and do not believe that Princess Celestia ever lowered the sun early on Nightmare Night. I am denying your request. Regretfully, Princess Twilight P.S. Please wear the fangs this year. I love them.” Hmph. #MLPFiM
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