📍NYC

New York, NY
Joined April 2009
This is such an encapsulation of modern day masculinity. It’s all a performance. Short men can wear these inserts to be appear tall, but they’re still short in real life. Soy boys can act like what they think a “masculine” man acts like, but they’re still fems at heart.
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Not to get political but why do I never hear anyone pushing for a viable third party also pushing for ranked choice voting? I think it would help elect more third party candidates! Again I’m sorry for getting political. We should make California 2 states and the Dakotas 1.
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Have a recruiter in my inbox offering me a lot of money to work for a company that builds AI agents that “automate the debt collection process” if you were curious just how evil things are getting out there.
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(I turned him down)
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There is an urge, especially among good people, to push back on inflammatory statements. Grifters weaponize your good heart for clicks, bc those clicks line their pockets. Guard your hearts, ignore and block the grifters!
you guys have to stop reacting to these ragebait accounts. they intentionally put nonsensical or inflammatory things in their posts (here, the "interracial" comment) because they are monetizing your outrage from engaging with the post. just block and move on with your life
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Andrew retweeted
you guys have to stop reacting to these ragebait accounts. they intentionally put nonsensical or inflammatory things in their posts (here, the "interracial" comment) because they are monetizing your outrage from engaging with the post. just block and move on with your life
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Hot take but the “NYC transplant vs. Native New Yorker” discourse on TikTok is a prime example of how algorithms are designed to take small disagreements and morph them into tribalist feuds that split up left-of-center coalitions.
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Gay people we have to pick two days that we’re celebrating Halloween every year and stick with them bc I cannot come up with 4 different costumes every year
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The people who make those ads for the games that look nothing like the actual games themselves should go to jail I think.
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My 19 year old cousin was horrified when I described the chaos and violence of the Black Friday of yore, like he couldn’t comprehend that people used to literally kill each other bc the deals were that insane and limited while today it’s like 15% off for two weeks.
Idk what kind of take this is, but something about the overextension of certain seasonal moments is very offputting to me Halloween costume parties every weekend in October Black Friday sales starting before November Christmas music played as soon as Halloween ends
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Told everyone I was going to come up with the most compelling and clever costume anyone has ever seen for Halloween but then I forgot and bought a ghost face mask from a Duane Reade on the way to the pregame instead.
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The weirdest part about getting older is not knowing who anyone is in a large pop culture scandal bc I have never heard of Ethan Klein in my entire life.
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People on the left are *very* aware of the foreign disinformation campaigns on the right that got us here, but we often gloss over that those same campaigns infiltrated the left, encouraging people to sit out elections and pushing that both parties were the same.
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Today I took Tank to the dog park, had sushi outside, went for a long walk in the West Village, made it to the gym, and then came to the west side highway to watch the sunset but the bitch is too bright. 10/10 day :)
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I saw a quite glamorous couple drinking martinis on the stoop of 4 Charles - the hardest resy to get in NYC - and told Chase a silly little goal of mine was to one day be that couple. So for my birthday, he surprised me with martinis on the stoop of 4 Charles.
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Oh you like me? What are your 43 favorite things about me?
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I got a haircut.
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I lost ten pounds when I moved from Chicago to NYC because no bars here have two dollar beer specials every Sunday.
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My Uber driver honked at the driver in front of us for 5 solid minutes while giving him the bird with both hands and they both got out of their cars at a red light to yell obscenities at each other but he did get me to the airport 5 minutes early so I’m giving him 4 stars.
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I tipped him 20% so he can afford therapy.
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