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not really here. 💖💜💙 she/her

unceded Algonquin land
Joined July 2011
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
"I feel like every team has the same opportunities when I go into free agency." -Juan Soto on if the Yankees have an advantage in his free agency (via @snyyankees)
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a goth nightclub
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
today is national enemy day everyone post your nemesis
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
Johnny Depp to receive the Lifetime Achievement award at the Rome Film Festival.
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
The only banner that matters
Over 700,000 Loonie Dogs were consumed this season. 🫡🌭
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a second Moo Deng snot bubble video has hit the internet
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL? WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN OUR ENEMIES CLOSED IN AROUND US?
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
no they wouldn’t. they’d be like “tabarnak man c’est un fucking gros lézard câlice”
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners. We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
Yeah I'll be real that's basically what I assumed it was up to
Shocking images reveal Titanic is disintegrating on the ocean floor
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
Oh wowww… hear the crowd erupt 🤯
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
It was called PRETTY WOMAN not INTERESTING MAN!!!
Richard Gere thinks his #PrettyWoman character was "criminally underwritten." "It was basically a suit and a good haircut," he said. bit.ly/3yRlABr
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
SAMWISE THE BRAVE DID NOT GO WITH FRODO INTO THE VERY FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM TO BE REFERRED TO AS "BOB FROM STRANGER THINGS"
Bob from Stranger Things, Sean Astin, makes an appearance at the Democratic National Convention.
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
Our annual tradition of sacrificing billionaires to appease Poseidon is going well I see
Tech billionaire Mike Lynch is missing after $18M yacht sank off Italian coast
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the haitian delegation should be allowed to take whatever they want from france while they’re there
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
Ever since I met this boy my breasts have not known peace
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
Do not get lost in a sea of despair. Do not become bitter or hostile. Be hopeful, be optimistic. Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble. We will find a way to make a way out of no way. #goodtrouble
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