Noblesse Oblige. Renaissance Man. Married Lawyer. Reformed Chad. Forever Cad. Nostalgia Account. No new content since 8/1/2022.
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Hi.
If you don't understand my "X Aesthetic" yet, here's a summary:
I'm a highly successful Midwest attorney, husband and father who can shitpost with the best of them.
I've passed the tests, read the books, kissed the girls, raised the kids, and made the money.
X is a hobby.
Things are much worse than they appear:
A well-established citrus farm that I frequent has asked that customers pre-order oranges and pomelos to help defer irrigation costs and increased labor.
These places relied on near slave labor and now paying citizens has eaten margins.
Black men have consistently demonstrated over the past 50 years that they are rabid chubby chasers.
They have been conditioned to find fat women sexually preferable to healthy women.
Instacart has been purchased by Doordash in a multi billion dollar deal.
Now you can look forward to disgruntled browns throwing the groceries they didn't lose (kept) from your delivery order into your front door.
No politician will lose their job.
No one will be questioned honestly by the media.
No one will resign.
No one will get sent to prison.
No one will give a shit.
This is all a staged play to make us think it isn’t a Uniparty playing pass the hat and crisis du jour.
Chest Rockwell - Decline Enjoyer retweeted
New book is out.
It is designed to help young people overcome the absolute shit job American adults have done.
And it is designed to be given to your boss when you quit.
link.amazon/B06DNvgVw
If the emails in my spam folder were to be believed, I've required (and have been billed for) the services of Geek Squad 17 times this month.
Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
- Robert Frost
