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Russell Kane

@russell_kane

Starring in Romeo & Juliet from Sep 2026 at The New Vic, Staffs. My Children's book "When Brian Met Terry" is out now Stand-up gigs: Keep eyes peeled.

 England, United Kingdom
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Joined March 2009
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You know how it ends. That doesn’t mean you’re ready for what’s coming. Romeo & Juliet. I’m playing Romeo. Natalie Casey is Juliet. 🗓️ Sept 17 - Oct 10 🎭 Opening at The New Vic Theatre, Staffs 🎟️ newvictheatre.org.uk/product…
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My thoughts on the M&S Christmas advert – what’s yours?
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Did anyone else see that sentence ending like that? Fair play for the surprise dramatic turn mid phrase.
Jason Appleton (@JasonAppleton15) profile pictureJason Appleton@JasonAppleton15Nov 6
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It’s not an amazing post. You know what’s an amazing post?- building a stairs up a mountain side with your bare hands for your family and friends.
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Floydian Slip@orwell168Nov 4
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I loved the advert. Posh people splashing loads of dosh on unnecessary crap to briefly placate their vile, feral, spoiled progeny in a miserable attempt to delude themselves that they don’t all hate one another. John Lewis has finally embraced the reality of Xmas.
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Do you want the numbers across my socials for last month. It might ruin your day, Rovi.
rovi (@FriedrichIvor) profile picturerovi@FriedrichIvorNov 4
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Who cares what you think
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Russell Kane (@russell_kane) profile pictureRussell Kane@russell_kaneNov 4
My thoughts on the 2026 John Lewis festive advert… What’s yours?
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Russell Kane@russell_kaneNov 4
My thoughts on the 2026 John Lewis festive advert… What’s yours?
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My thoughts on the 2026 John Lewis festive advert… What’s yours?
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A Maasai on masculinity: "I will tell you what makes a great morani. When the moment calls for fierceness, a good morani is very ferocious. And when the moment calls for kindness, a good morani is utterly tender. Now, what makes a great morani is knowing which moment is which."
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Finally. Someone gets it
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@buctootimNov 3
Replying to @russell_kane
That is unfunny though tbf...
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colin glen@snowglenNov 3
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This was driving me nuts because it reminded me of something but i couldn't think what, but then i got it .... Donkey from the Shrek movie.
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And that’s just from you mum
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James@JamesfoxdannyNov 3
Replying to @russell_kane @TTrevethan
Reading between the lines, I think he’s calling you a cunt, Russell.
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david jary@machineboy77Nov 3
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Russell is a cunt 😂😂
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In what sense? As a human?
Pagan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Pagan5242) profile picturePagan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
@Pagan5242Nov 2
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Who are you?
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@pottsy136Nov 2
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All that nastiness from Russel Kane's own Mum too
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Here I am 10 years ago... facebook.com/reel/8536564006…
278K views · 2.6K reactions | Nothing says Britain like cynicism 🇬🇧...

278K views · 2.6K reactions | Nothing says Britain like cynicism 🇬🇧...

Nothing says Britain like cynicism 🇬🇧 according to Russell Kane #StandupComedy #comedy #BritishHumor #AmericanHumor #RussellKane

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Duke Miller (@pablo9alexander) profile pictureDuke Miller
@pablo9alexanderNov 2
Replying to @russell_kane
I agree the stereotype exists. lm sure I’ve heard the same or very very similar joke before. I can have a look around YouTube and get back to you on your jokes origin.
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I was gonna post a pithy response...but screenshotted the following
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Does everyone wish to vote on the following premise: That a Brit asking for positive feedback would result a tidal wave of abuse much worse that if an American did so.
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Are you suggesting that my point doesn’t stand. That if an American person asks for whooping and cheering – and I’ve literally performed in America – versus a British person asking for whooping and cheering – do you genuinely believe my original point doesn’t stand?
Duke Miller (@pablo9alexander) profile pictureDuke Miller
@pablo9alexanderNov 2
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You know British culture is devolving when our comedians no longer understand sarcasm.
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The question is: am I joking too. Have a guess, Poirot...
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