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pineapple connoisseur of sorts, tennis enthusiast, and saxophone aficionado

You a cop or somethin?
Joined March 2016
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Wait intersectional feminism isn’t just two girls scissoring?
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I’ve prayed for times like these
BREAKING: A John Constantine film is in the works at DC Studios. Francis Galluppi [Evil Dead Wrath] will write the script. (via deadline.com/2026/11/john-co…)
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One day?
9 in 10 of Americans are concerned about AI one day surpassing human intelligence, per CNN
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Ballad of the Dying Man - Father John Misty
*on my death bed* at least i was right about everything all the time
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Having the internet where you have “answers” to everything at all times gives people a false sense of understanding making everything appear black and white to them. People think of it as a dictionary when it’s more of a library
Kinda glad ppl are pointing out how Gen Z (or maybe just the modern day internet in general) are obsessed with righteousness and moral superiority and can’t think about anything with nuance because they strictly think in black and white
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When your friend is being too charming so you tell everyone he served in the IDF
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Hitler hinge profile would work in 2026 NYC btw. Artist, vegetarian, mustache, into fashion, free palestine
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What happens literally every time I’ve tried to tell someone about the Tony movie
The day Anthony Bourdain died I was in a work training with like 15 people and the instructor was crying saying we could take ten minutes to mourn and all 15 people were like we don't know who that is
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Spider-Man: Date Rapist
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This is the truth for about 95% of people on the internet that complain about things
the thing about Doomsday is that I can be as big of a hater as I want but it will all be for nothing because I will be there opening weekend. I am a hypocrite and a fraud
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Jude Law is absolutely acting his ass off in The Talented Mr. Ripley. Completely captivating in every scene
all that stuff in the odyssey and it’s still not the worst thing to happen to matt damon on a boat
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Tears of joy. The boy is back
Xolo Maridueña will return as Blue Beetle in MAN OF TOMORROW
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They’re doing the same thing with Banana Bread right now
remember when everybody pretended men were super obsessed with talking about the roman empire? what the fuck was up with that
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There has literally never been a better Superman. He just gets it man
Supergirl 🤝 Superman. #Supergirl - in theaters June 26. Get tickets now!
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Bruce Timm
there's a point when being horny stops making you dumber and instead turns you into a mastermind to fulfill your fetishes
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I’d say hang this in the Louvre but this need to be put in the Smithsonian for educational purposes
You could literally tell some of these Gen Z hoes “I bought an elephant last week” and they would be like “okayyyy yes elephant” zero facial expression zero follow up questions
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Women be like why is your bitmoji sharing a coffee with hers
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Enjoy Novak Djokovic while you still can, truly 1 of 1
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Too young to hold on, And too old to just break free and run
Lover, You Should’ve Come Over - Jeff Buckley (Live)
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